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DERP!
I like quiz format for some reason. 
I like it a lot! Sorry if you don't.
Derp!
You've been working hard all day. Your wife nags you. You get into an arguement. It's 11 pm. Do you:
A: Accept that she's your wife, ignore her, and go to sleep.
B: Put on headphones, listen to some soothing music, and go to sleep.
C: Start throwing things, waking up your neighbors, start yelling, because it's your room and you can cry if you want to.
D: Take a walk.
If you're this SC, you picked C! His scared wife called the police. The police told the SC that he was not allowed to throw things about and yell on private property (which is the hotel). THe SC kept saying one thing over and over: "I didn't know!"
Really, you didn't know that doing that will wake up your neighbors? Look, I get that it sucks when your SO is picking a fight. But you don't start fricking throwing things around! That's aggressive. And the police arrest aggressive people. THe police did arrest you because they're nice but maybe next time...Thanks to you, we got a lot angry customers that were woken from their beauty sleeps. D:<
Crazy Coffee Guy's Wife
You get up early around 5 am, just when the breakfast stafff is making coffee. You call down and ask if the coffee is ready. You get a response that it will be ready in about 5 min. Do you:
A: Make some coffee from your room coffee pot.
B: Wait 5 minutes and then go to get your coffee.
C: Wait ONE minute, storm down, see that the coffee's not ready, go to the kitchen's door, bang on it screaming WHERE'S MY COFFEEE!@!!!, get no answer, go to the front desk, yell I JUST WANT MY COFFEE THERE'S NO COFFEE, CAN I GET SOME COFFEE I JSUT WANT SOME COFFFEEEEEE!!!!
If you're this SC, you picked C! Yes! I met crazy Coffee Guy's wife today. I remember long ago some man was bitterly bitching that our coffee was not up to par as Starbux.
Now this lady, Crazy Coffee Lady, after she finished yelling at me, she paced around in a fury while I went to check up on it. It was brewing. WHen It was done, she snatched herself up a cup so fast that she spilled half of it one the floor. It left me with only one thing to wonder: How do coffee shops stand those Crazy Coffee People? I've never worked in one, sadly, but they must get them all the time, surely? How do they stand them?
Guess I'm too stupid to answer the phone!
You've been drinking heavily at the bar. So your words are slurred. You don't want to go home because your wife will get mad. So you decide to call a hotel until you sober up. So you call, but, alas, your words are too slurred and the front desk worker can't understand. Do you:
A: Go home anyway. Cabs cost less than hotels!
B: Sober up and then call.
C: Slur drunkenly at the front desk worker, slur louder when she doesn't understand, call her stupid and hang up when she still doesn't.
If you're this charmer, you picked C!
Yeah I has this gentleman. He was mumbling and slurring but yelled out YOU'RE STUPID! Oh so now when you're insulting me, I can hear you! OK! He called again after hanging up on me, but I guess I was too stupid to answer! WHOOPS! He didn't get serviced, and I hope the bar threw him out on his ass. Dumb rude fuck. Guess I'm too stupid to answer your calls! Pissed me off the most TBH.
I like it a lot! Sorry if you don't.Derp!
You've been working hard all day. Your wife nags you. You get into an arguement. It's 11 pm. Do you:
A: Accept that she's your wife, ignore her, and go to sleep.
B: Put on headphones, listen to some soothing music, and go to sleep.
C: Start throwing things, waking up your neighbors, start yelling, because it's your room and you can cry if you want to.
D: Take a walk.
If you're this SC, you picked C! His scared wife called the police. The police told the SC that he was not allowed to throw things about and yell on private property (which is the hotel). THe SC kept saying one thing over and over: "I didn't know!"
Really, you didn't know that doing that will wake up your neighbors? Look, I get that it sucks when your SO is picking a fight. But you don't start fricking throwing things around! That's aggressive. And the police arrest aggressive people. THe police did arrest you because they're nice but maybe next time...Thanks to you, we got a lot angry customers that were woken from their beauty sleeps. D:<
Crazy Coffee Guy's Wife
You get up early around 5 am, just when the breakfast stafff is making coffee. You call down and ask if the coffee is ready. You get a response that it will be ready in about 5 min. Do you:
A: Make some coffee from your room coffee pot.
B: Wait 5 minutes and then go to get your coffee.
C: Wait ONE minute, storm down, see that the coffee's not ready, go to the kitchen's door, bang on it screaming WHERE'S MY COFFEEE!@!!!, get no answer, go to the front desk, yell I JUST WANT MY COFFEE THERE'S NO COFFEE, CAN I GET SOME COFFEE I JSUT WANT SOME COFFFEEEEEE!!!!
If you're this SC, you picked C! Yes! I met crazy Coffee Guy's wife today. I remember long ago some man was bitterly bitching that our coffee was not up to par as Starbux.
Now this lady, Crazy Coffee Lady, after she finished yelling at me, she paced around in a fury while I went to check up on it. It was brewing. WHen It was done, she snatched herself up a cup so fast that she spilled half of it one the floor. It left me with only one thing to wonder: How do coffee shops stand those Crazy Coffee People? I've never worked in one, sadly, but they must get them all the time, surely? How do they stand them?Guess I'm too stupid to answer the phone!
You've been drinking heavily at the bar. So your words are slurred. You don't want to go home because your wife will get mad. So you decide to call a hotel until you sober up. So you call, but, alas, your words are too slurred and the front desk worker can't understand. Do you:
A: Go home anyway. Cabs cost less than hotels!
B: Sober up and then call.
C: Slur drunkenly at the front desk worker, slur louder when she doesn't understand, call her stupid and hang up when she still doesn't.
If you're this charmer, you picked C!
Yeah I has this gentleman. He was mumbling and slurring but yelled out YOU'RE STUPID! Oh so now when you're insulting me, I can hear you! OK! He called again after hanging up on me, but I guess I was too stupid to answer! WHOOPS! He didn't get serviced, and I hope the bar threw him out on his ass. Dumb rude fuck. Guess I'm too stupid to answer your calls! Pissed me off the most TBH.
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