Three weeks ago in the portrait studio, photos were taken for a lady of her jewelry (AKA Jewelry Lady or JL). Even getting to that point was a pain. I had first contact, passed her onto the photographer to give her a quote and a day or so after they had talked, she called the store. To get confirmation on the quote the photographer gave her.
Lady, I ain't got nothin' to do with that. So she was mad that it took 2 days before photographer called her back to "confirm his quote." (He was off!)
Then, despite being told that she could bring in 16 PIECES of jewelry for the shoot, she brought in 30-40. Manager says to just deal. Ok, fine. She was getting 16 photos so would just have to deal with multiple pieces in each image. Apparently arranging the things took forever. Photographer took about 18-20 because there were some questions about getting lighting right - we don't do this stuff as a rule, we photograph people.
She comes back after picking up her CD, witching that she didn't get all of the images. She had 16 images of 30-40 pieces of jewelry, not the photos of 16 pieces that was the original agreement. But nooo, she wanted *everything* that was taken. So I had the wonderful job of adjusting the lighting (remember above, when there were issues with lighting being right?) on the "throwaway" shots so everything would match.
I like my manager as a general rule, but he needs to grow a fricking spine.
She was in yesterday. I didn't recognize her and went to help her.
JL: Blargle, blargle, biz cards made.
Me: You need a photo taken for cards?
JL: NO! I need them printed.
Me: We don't do that kind of work, we're a photo studio.
Me: Did you want cards with a photo on them>
JL: NO I need cards made!
uhhhhhh
lather, repeat for another minute or so. She never gave me more information until...
Me: You'll have to go to someplace like Kinkos for that kind of thing
JL: *something about a mangled version of my manager's name and price quote*
Me: (Oh, fuck)
So I go and get him from the back, she gets po'ed she had to wait for him to finish what he was doing.
JL: Is he HERE?
Me: I'll go let him know you needed to speak with him, I'll be right back.
JL: Is he on the premises?
Me: Yes, I'll go get him (if you'll just let me!)
Spineless as he is, I got a new project last night - designing her a biz card. Joys.
I had several other pressing projects to deal with and didn't have much time to deal with them today as our door had magically turned into a revolving one - finish with one customer and *poof* another is right there! (Very unusual for a Tuesday)
Middle afternoon, manager is getting fussy about getting these cards worked on. Why? Because she had called 3-5 times already! (That's about once per hour we had been open!)
So, I did her biz cards (with photo - see above!), manager said they looked good to him, printed a proof, and fervently prayed I would not be the one to deal with her when she came in to look at it.
I don't know what he's charging her, but it's not enough. She keeps getting more and more from us, but my manager keeps giving in. We'll never get rid of her at that rate. But within a day of the jewelry photo shoot, JL had po'ed every employee at our store except the manager - and that's a record!
I can't wait to
Oh, the name of her company? Something about Unicorns and Jewelry. Sheesh!

Then, despite being told that she could bring in 16 PIECES of jewelry for the shoot, she brought in 30-40. Manager says to just deal. Ok, fine. She was getting 16 photos so would just have to deal with multiple pieces in each image. Apparently arranging the things took forever. Photographer took about 18-20 because there were some questions about getting lighting right - we don't do this stuff as a rule, we photograph people.
She comes back after picking up her CD, witching that she didn't get all of the images. She had 16 images of 30-40 pieces of jewelry, not the photos of 16 pieces that was the original agreement. But nooo, she wanted *everything* that was taken. So I had the wonderful job of adjusting the lighting (remember above, when there were issues with lighting being right?) on the "throwaway" shots so everything would match.
I like my manager as a general rule, but he needs to grow a fricking spine.
She was in yesterday. I didn't recognize her and went to help her.
JL: Blargle, blargle, biz cards made.
Me: You need a photo taken for cards?
JL: NO! I need them printed.
Me: We don't do that kind of work, we're a photo studio.
Me: Did you want cards with a photo on them>
JL: NO I need cards made!
uhhhhhh
lather, repeat for another minute or so. She never gave me more information until...
Me: You'll have to go to someplace like Kinkos for that kind of thing
JL: *something about a mangled version of my manager's name and price quote*
Me: (Oh, fuck)
So I go and get him from the back, she gets po'ed she had to wait for him to finish what he was doing.
JL: Is he HERE?
Me: I'll go let him know you needed to speak with him, I'll be right back.
JL: Is he on the premises?
Me: Yes, I'll go get him (if you'll just let me!)
Spineless as he is, I got a new project last night - designing her a biz card. Joys.
I had several other pressing projects to deal with and didn't have much time to deal with them today as our door had magically turned into a revolving one - finish with one customer and *poof* another is right there! (Very unusual for a Tuesday)
Middle afternoon, manager is getting fussy about getting these cards worked on. Why? Because she had called 3-5 times already! (That's about once per hour we had been open!)
So, I did her biz cards (with photo - see above!), manager said they looked good to him, printed a proof, and fervently prayed I would not be the one to deal with her when she came in to look at it.
I don't know what he's charging her, but it's not enough. She keeps getting more and more from us, but my manager keeps giving in. We'll never get rid of her at that rate. But within a day of the jewelry photo shoot, JL had po'ed every employee at our store except the manager - and that's a record!
I can't wait to

Oh, the name of her company? Something about Unicorns and Jewelry. Sheesh!
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