Joy to the world ,man, joy to the world.<long>
Ah, Christmas eve SCs, aren't they just grand?
We had one chick who showed up at 6: 00, we closed at 6 on Christmas Eve, but I had stayed behing to help put up returns and carts and such
HER: <pounding on door> Open up!!!!!!! Why the F-ck are you closed you are supposed to be open until 10 o'clock open up!!!
M:Ma'am we close at 6 o'clock.
HER: G-d-mnit I want you to open NOW!!! and if you don't I'll call my lawyer, and sue, for emotional distress!!!
M:
Ma'am we closed at 6, i am sorry but we cannot open up after we close for the day.
HER: F-ck you!!! I am the customer serve me!!!!
M: Ma'am we are closed , now please leave.
HER:F-ck that!!!! I need toy for my princess and if she doesn't get it the Christmas will be ruined.
M: Well, i am sorry ma'am but we are closed until the 26th, now please leave our associates need to get home.
HER: F-ck you and f-ck your associates, they are here to serve me!!!!! They are probably a bunch of godless f-gs and k-kes, anyway, so they ARE rining me up!!!!
M: No they are not , and you are not entering this store, we are closed no get off our property.
HER: You b-st-rd I am gonn acall the cops on you, they'll make you serve me.
M: Go ahead and call the cops, and you can explain why you are tresspassing, and why you are standing in front of an empty store.
HER: You all are doomed to hellfire and damnation in Hell for all eternity. Ypu are all heretics.
ME:Cool.
<she then throws, a empty Malibu rum bottle at us after taking a couple of heathy swallows.
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M: Crow, can her tag number if you can and we'l cal the cops, I believe she is rather intoxicated.
<I got the tag # and we called it in, she was arrested and spent Christmas in the clink, while we godless heretics enjoyed the warmth of our homes and family>
I wonder if she's related to the chick who pulled a similar stunt the yera before, I mentione her exploits before the most recent hack.
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Ah, Christmas eve SCs, aren't they just grand?

HER: <pounding on door> Open up!!!!!!! Why the F-ck are you closed you are supposed to be open until 10 o'clock open up!!!
M:Ma'am we close at 6 o'clock.
HER: G-d-mnit I want you to open NOW!!! and if you don't I'll call my lawyer, and sue, for emotional distress!!!
M:

HER: F-ck you!!! I am the customer serve me!!!!
M: Ma'am we are closed , now please leave.
HER:F-ck that!!!! I need toy for my princess and if she doesn't get it the Christmas will be ruined.
M: Well, i am sorry ma'am but we are closed until the 26th, now please leave our associates need to get home.
HER: F-ck you and f-ck your associates, they are here to serve me!!!!! They are probably a bunch of godless f-gs and k-kes, anyway, so they ARE rining me up!!!!
M: No they are not , and you are not entering this store, we are closed no get off our property.
HER: You b-st-rd I am gonn acall the cops on you, they'll make you serve me.
M: Go ahead and call the cops, and you can explain why you are tresspassing, and why you are standing in front of an empty store.
HER: You all are doomed to hellfire and damnation in Hell for all eternity. Ypu are all heretics.
ME:Cool.
<she then throws, a empty Malibu rum bottle at us after taking a couple of heathy swallows.

M: Crow, can her tag number if you can and we'l cal the cops, I believe she is rather intoxicated.
<I got the tag # and we called it in, she was arrested and spent Christmas in the clink, while we godless heretics enjoyed the warmth of our homes and family>
I wonder if she's related to the chick who pulled a similar stunt the yera before, I mentione her exploits before the most recent hack.
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