So I work (for one more week, anyway
) for the famous coffee shop that a penpal characterized as "fast food with pretensions." 
Two women come in today. They ask about our drinks. They have numerous questions. What's in this drink, is that drink very sweet, what's this, what's that.
Finally one says, "What do you have that doesn't have coffee in it?"

I really wanted to respond with "Water" ... but I do have one more week to go, and I do want the manager to give me a respectable reference in my job hunt, so ...


Two women come in today. They ask about our drinks. They have numerous questions. What's in this drink, is that drink very sweet, what's this, what's that.
Finally one says, "What do you have that doesn't have coffee in it?"

I really wanted to respond with "Water" ... but I do have one more week to go, and I do want the manager to give me a respectable reference in my job hunt, so ...
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