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  • #1

    I don't give a sob story discount.

    Wants battery tray for older car, will get next day. But I need it nooowwww.
    Sorry
    OK
    Then starts the haggle.
    ahhh his son/uncle/friend/bro/alien symbiote smooshed the front end he needs it nnnowwww and like you know.
    no
    I WAS an car inspector in NY for 5 years.
    You a shop now?
    No
    sorry no whole sale
    (We do have an 10% off coupon on our website but not for this guy)
    OK order it
    OK come on and prepay.
    I got a card can't I give it to you?
    We have gotten burned with stolen cards, sorry.
    My parts Dept, my call-NO
    ok.
    Gives hrs and it would be in..*click*
    Really

    fine
    Last edited by Rosco the Iroc; 05-22-2018, 05:31 PM.
    AkaiKitsune
    Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.
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  • #2
    He tried
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

    Who is John Galt?
    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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    • #3
      Moaning over car parts? At least it wasn't a Saab story.
      - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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      • #4
        Quoth Argabarga View Post
        Moaning over car parts? At least it wasn't a Saab story.
        I was hoping we'd Dodge the car puns in this thread.
        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

        There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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        • #5
          I own a Skoda, and the "Czech Engine" light keeps going off!
          - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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          • #6
            Quoth Argabarga View Post
            I own a Skoda, and the "Czech Engine" light keeps going off!


            Yugo to the nearest dealer and have that looked at.
            Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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            • #7
              If they could fix it, that'd be quite a Fiat of engineering.
              - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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              • #8
                Viper tears dry and start again tomorrow.
                Don't waste time trying to convince someone that the sky is blue.

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                • #9
                  Scrolls through thread jacking *LOLS*
                  Real pun Demons I see you were up for the Challenger.

                  *update* he never showed
                  AkaiKitsune
                  Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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