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(New comp, new browser, new server, forgotten password and new email. Hence my new name, which is the same as the old one!!!)
So, I was interviewing a 19 year old man-child who was very open and willing to tell me anything I wanted to know, but didn't know how to tell his story.
He had been released from jail yesterday and was on probation, but not for a drug related felony (in AZ, they still are disqualifying factors for food stamps unless the felon received substance abuse treatment after the offense.), but he did offer up the information that he had a drug felony a year ago. No jail time, no probation, or anything.
That doesn't sound like a felony to me, so I started questioning him further while looking him up in public records. He had been released from jail and was on probation for violating his terms of probation (because his probation officer was a jerk and he stopped going).
That probation was for breaking and entering (but it wasn't really breaking because his 16 year old girlfriend let him in through the window and her father caught them). When I asked if they were still together, he said no, he had broken up with her and learned his lesson: Sheriff's daughters were just too much trouble.
I did find a mj conviction while he was a minor, but only found a paraphernalia misdemeanor charge (I still had to find out if he was a drug felon) and asked him about that. He told me that it was his felony and that he knew the date because it was exactly 5 days after his 18th birthday.
That's when I called him a dumbass without putting him on mute. When my cube neighbors gasped, I told him that I was sorry, and probably shouldn't have said that, but he was all Yeah, I know, you are right, things are much different when you are 18.
Cube neighbor to my left was laughing so hard one of the sups came over to find out what was going on, and everyone just said things like "oh, you know Slave, always entertaining and joking with her customers", but word spread through the office faster than chocolate.
Being terrified of pregnant women in labor is NOTHING compared to getting away with calling a client a dumbass to their face and being agreed with.
I am now LEGEND!!!
So, I was interviewing a 19 year old man-child who was very open and willing to tell me anything I wanted to know, but didn't know how to tell his story.
He had been released from jail yesterday and was on probation, but not for a drug related felony (in AZ, they still are disqualifying factors for food stamps unless the felon received substance abuse treatment after the offense.), but he did offer up the information that he had a drug felony a year ago. No jail time, no probation, or anything.
That doesn't sound like a felony to me, so I started questioning him further while looking him up in public records. He had been released from jail and was on probation for violating his terms of probation (because his probation officer was a jerk and he stopped going).
That probation was for breaking and entering (but it wasn't really breaking because his 16 year old girlfriend let him in through the window and her father caught them). When I asked if they were still together, he said no, he had broken up with her and learned his lesson: Sheriff's daughters were just too much trouble.
I did find a mj conviction while he was a minor, but only found a paraphernalia misdemeanor charge (I still had to find out if he was a drug felon) and asked him about that. He told me that it was his felony and that he knew the date because it was exactly 5 days after his 18th birthday.
That's when I called him a dumbass without putting him on mute. When my cube neighbors gasped, I told him that I was sorry, and probably shouldn't have said that, but he was all Yeah, I know, you are right, things are much different when you are 18.
Cube neighbor to my left was laughing so hard one of the sups came over to find out what was going on, and everyone just said things like "oh, you know Slave, always entertaining and joking with her customers", but word spread through the office faster than chocolate.
Being terrified of pregnant women in labor is NOTHING compared to getting away with calling a client a dumbass to their face and being agreed with.
I am now LEGEND!!!
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