To the telemarketer employees out there, I am terribly sorry you have had to put up with me when I've been in a bad mood, I understand you are just doing your job, and from reading on here understand most of these calls are basically recorded.
I try to always be polite, and quick to the point to save us both time, but this is one week-long instance I have turned to anger with.
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Monday;
My sister has a dance magazine which has recently lost its subscription, and after three years of loyal service, the company calls us and asks if we'd like to continue subscribing. I politely say, no thank you (in place of my sister who works until so very late that I imagine no one would be working), and we end the phone call with a cheerful good bye.
Tuesday;
I am home alone all week it looks! Oh, a phone call from them again, maybe the person didn't take us off the list.
"No, I do not want to continue subscribing. I talked to Chick just yesterday and confirmed this, could you take me off the calling list?" Guy replies with a yes, he's sorry for the inconvenience, and we leave in good moods.
Wednesday;
I was in the shower, expecting a call about how my mother's (non-major, but worrisome) surgery was going, and surely I hear the phone and rush out of the shower to answer without looking at the number. Girl says,"Hi there, (name), I see you've recently not resubmitted for a yearly subscription to (magazine), etc." I reply," Ma'am, I have told Chick and Guy that I don't really want this anymore. Please, would you remove my name from the calling list? I have finished with needing (magazine)." No no no, that's fine. We'll stop calling you, promise!
Thursday;
I am sitting at the tv with the phone in hand, and it rings, of course... I answer, Woman starts her spiel, I wait until she has finished speaking. "Ma'am, please listen, I am having a problem." She says,"Okay, hun, what's wrong?" I say," Everyday since Monday a different person from (magazine) has been calling here asking the same thing. Twice I have been asked to be deleted from your call list, and do not want any further subscription. It's nothing bad against you all, I just have no need anymore." She was very apologetic and we leave with a sigh of relief from me. She was extremely nice sounding..
Friday;
The usual call time passes, and I exhale happily. Family is all home, everyone's feeling great. Dinner comes along, and the phone rings.
I turn to the family,"It's them.." Dad and Mom ask for the phone, I say no no, I've got it.
Me: Hello.
Chick (from Monday): Hi this is Chick from (magazine), I'd like to talk to you abou--
Me: This is the last fscking time I ever want to hear from you people. I have been nice about this everyday this week. You all keep calling EVERY DAY and I have told ALL of you to take me off. I talked to you Monday!
Chick: Its true I did work Monday, I take a lot of calls so you will forgive me for not remembering.
Me: No no, you were just doing your job. I asked each of you all week to take me off this calling list.
Chick: Did they have you (the confirmation and thank you such)?
Me: Yes.
Chick: I don't understand why we'd keep calling then. Do you want to talk to a supervisor?
Me: I don't want to pull the management on you, I just don't want anymore calls.
Chick: Let me get one anyway.
I wait and finish eating in the intermission.
Man: Hi this is Manager and Chick tells me you have had some excessive calls from us?
Me: (explains what happened all week)
Man:I see on the transcript that everything was supposed to be taken care of. I do not, however, see a reason why they kept calling.
Me: I just don't want any more calls..
Man: Let me tell you about (a million magazines like the one I had, different specials I will be missing out on, etc. I interrupted)--
Me: STOP CALLING MY HOUSE OR I WILL FILE HARASSMENT. It's in your transcript, and I want off the list!
Man: We just don't want to lose a valued--
Me: I SWEAR TO THE HOLY MOTHER OF ZEUS WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN EAT MY YOGO'S.
And I hung up.
I don't actually eat the Yogo's, I swallow em whole. I really shouldn't've lied
I try to always be polite, and quick to the point to save us both time, but this is one week-long instance I have turned to anger with.
--
Monday;
My sister has a dance magazine which has recently lost its subscription, and after three years of loyal service, the company calls us and asks if we'd like to continue subscribing. I politely say, no thank you (in place of my sister who works until so very late that I imagine no one would be working), and we end the phone call with a cheerful good bye.
Tuesday;
I am home alone all week it looks! Oh, a phone call from them again, maybe the person didn't take us off the list.
"No, I do not want to continue subscribing. I talked to Chick just yesterday and confirmed this, could you take me off the calling list?" Guy replies with a yes, he's sorry for the inconvenience, and we leave in good moods.
Wednesday;
I was in the shower, expecting a call about how my mother's (non-major, but worrisome) surgery was going, and surely I hear the phone and rush out of the shower to answer without looking at the number. Girl says,"Hi there, (name), I see you've recently not resubmitted for a yearly subscription to (magazine), etc." I reply," Ma'am, I have told Chick and Guy that I don't really want this anymore. Please, would you remove my name from the calling list? I have finished with needing (magazine)." No no no, that's fine. We'll stop calling you, promise!
Thursday;
I am sitting at the tv with the phone in hand, and it rings, of course... I answer, Woman starts her spiel, I wait until she has finished speaking. "Ma'am, please listen, I am having a problem." She says,"Okay, hun, what's wrong?" I say," Everyday since Monday a different person from (magazine) has been calling here asking the same thing. Twice I have been asked to be deleted from your call list, and do not want any further subscription. It's nothing bad against you all, I just have no need anymore." She was very apologetic and we leave with a sigh of relief from me. She was extremely nice sounding..
Friday;
The usual call time passes, and I exhale happily. Family is all home, everyone's feeling great. Dinner comes along, and the phone rings.
I turn to the family,"It's them.." Dad and Mom ask for the phone, I say no no, I've got it.
Me: Hello.
Chick (from Monday): Hi this is Chick from (magazine), I'd like to talk to you abou--
Me: This is the last fscking time I ever want to hear from you people. I have been nice about this everyday this week. You all keep calling EVERY DAY and I have told ALL of you to take me off. I talked to you Monday!
Chick: Its true I did work Monday, I take a lot of calls so you will forgive me for not remembering.
Me: No no, you were just doing your job. I asked each of you all week to take me off this calling list.
Chick: Did they have you (the confirmation and thank you such)?
Me: Yes.
Chick: I don't understand why we'd keep calling then. Do you want to talk to a supervisor?
Me: I don't want to pull the management on you, I just don't want anymore calls.
Chick: Let me get one anyway.
I wait and finish eating in the intermission.
Man: Hi this is Manager and Chick tells me you have had some excessive calls from us?
Me: (explains what happened all week)
Man:I see on the transcript that everything was supposed to be taken care of. I do not, however, see a reason why they kept calling.
Me: I just don't want any more calls..
Man: Let me tell you about (a million magazines like the one I had, different specials I will be missing out on, etc. I interrupted)--
Me: STOP CALLING MY HOUSE OR I WILL FILE HARASSMENT. It's in your transcript, and I want off the list!
Man: We just don't want to lose a valued--
Me: I SWEAR TO THE HOLY MOTHER OF ZEUS WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN EAT MY YOGO'S.
And I hung up.
I don't actually eat the Yogo's, I swallow em whole. I really shouldn't've lied

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