It's a restroom, not a restaurant

[Monterey Jack]

Found the mother of all bizarre surprises in a ladies room stall today (don't worry...not gross). I'm used to finding those little airline bottles of booze left behind in the wall containers intended for tampons and the like (someone who shops at my store is an obvious closet alcoholic), but today I found...

-A completely empty container of Panko breadcrumbs.

-A completely empty box of fruit popsicles.

-A completely empty box of cookies or fruit newtons.

What...the actual..fuck? Who sits on the toilet to eat, let alone in a public restroom in the middle of a lethal pandemic?! Is this woman stealing this shit, or else on a strict diet, and want to nosh in secret? Can't she at lest do that in her car? Who eats an entire container of BREADCRUMBS in one sitting, by themselves?!

[Pixelated]

That would actually cause me to lose some sleep for a few nights ...

I mean, I know public washrooms are kept quite clean but I cannot imagine sitting on the john eating in one of 'em.

[csquared]

The question is are they eating them or stuffing them into a purse/bag?

[Monterey Jack]

The question is are they eating them or stuffing them into a purse/bag?

Pouring a can of breadcrumbs into a purse...?

It would make more sense that this stuff is being stolen, because the idea of eating food inside of a public restroom...

[Racket_Man]

Pouring a can of breadcrumbs into a purse...?

It would make more sense that this stuff is being stolen, because the idea of eating food inside of a public restroom...

plastic zip-lock type bag to hold said breadcrumbs.

[dalesys]

The box of fruit popsicles *might* explain what she drank to get the breadcrumbs down...

[Arcus]

People have been doing this kind of thing so long that Archaeologists Love Digging Up Privies

[workerbee222]

I like carbs. An entire box of P---- Farm cookies have been eaten in one sitting, so I can understand the Fruit Newtons. And maybe the fruit popsicles. Drawing a blank on the bread crumbs.

Except, if someone is hungry and can't afford food, eating in the ladies and filling up on bread crumbs would kind of make sense.

[Ironclad Alibi]

An entire box of P---- Farm cookies have been eaten in one sitting, so I can understand the Fruit Newtons.

I can't imagine anyone doing that. Because I've done it myself and don't have to imagine it.

[Kristev]

Their Chessman cookies are begging for it. No, really, I mean it.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Their Chessman cookies are begging for it. No, really, I mean it.

I believe you. I really do.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Ere what's a newton?

[Monterey Jack]

Ere what's a newton?

[RealUnimportant]

Ere what's a newton?

Fig rolls.

[Nunavut Pants]

Ere what's a newton?

It's the amount of force required to accelerate a kilogram of mass one meter per second squared. Pretty close to the amount of force that a 10g weight pushes downward on a scale here on Earth.