Excuse me but your ****s are showing...

[BookstoreEscapee]

I was reminded of this by the creepy old men stories...and took my title with apologies to another recent thread...

This happened several years ago now, in Store1. A woman, probably in her 30s, was shopping in the kids' department (she did not have her kids with her, thank god). She came up to the register to tell us that there was a man who seemed to be following her around as she shopped, and hanging out near wherever she stopped to look at something (she was looking through some specific sections so spent a little while sitting in one spot) and he was making her very uncomfortable. The guy was wearing some rather short shorts...short enough that you could see he was not wearing anything under them. For the record, it was not exactly the middle of winter, but it wasn't the middle of summer, either.

We called the manager and told her what was going on, and she came up and talked to the customer. I don't remember the intervening details, but the police ended up being called. They found him and asked to speak to him, and had him sitting on a stool at the front of the store (right next to the door...welcome to B&N!). I don't remember if he left in handcuffs, but he did leave with the police...

[Becks]

Was he fondling himself? Just wondering. It's gross that he was wearing come-and-get-it shorts with his naughty bits hanging out.

[TNT]

Was he fondling himself? Just wondering. It's gross that he was wearing come-and-get-it shorts with his naughty bits hanging out.

Yeah, really. However, if it were a woman wearing a short skirt with nothing underneath, my reaction would be more on the order of, "please marry me."

I like what I like... leave me alone.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Was he fondling himself? Just wondering. It's gross that he was wearing come-and-get-it shorts with his naughty bits hanging out.

I don't know if he actually was; if so he wasn't being blatant about it, but you knew the way he was dressed was for a reason...

and TNT, this was not a guy whose naughty bits you wanted to be seeing...

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

At my old job an assistent Manager I had was escortedby the Police in Handcuffs. He did some refund frauds with the Movie tickets.

[justZu]

We had a guy something like this at the ballpark last year, only it wasn't his groinicles on display(thankfully) but, rather, his derrierre was catching the breeze in the shortest shorts I've ever seen. He must've had season tix, because I saw him several times, always in a different color of OP shortie shorts(I haven't seen OPs since the 80's). We called him Mr Spankypants.

Once my son, A, and I were working registers at a large food stand and Mr Spankypants came through the line. A rang him up without even noticing...until Spanky turned around and leaned WAAAAAAAYYY over to get a straw. I said A, and nodded in the derrierre direction. A glanced up and
Mr S smiled a big ol' smile and strolled away.

[Pagan]

[QUOTE=BookstoreEscapee;138068]The guy was wearing some rather short shorts...short enough that you could see he was not wearing anything under them. /QUOTE]

Am I the only one remembering a certain "Friends" episode?

[sarahj]

Am I the only one remembering a certain "Friends" episode?

Where Rachel's date, a jogger, puts his feet up on a coffee table? Nah, you're the only one.

[Andara Bledin]

Wow... I wonder if Mr Spankypants is any relation to ManFaye. (not for the faint of heart)

^-.-^

[Ciarrai]

Where Rachel's date, a jogger, puts his feet up on a coffee table? Nah, you're the only one.

Hate to nitpick, but it's actually Phoebe's date. I own the entire series .

[JustADude]

Wow... I wonder if Mr Spankypants is any relation to ManFaye. (not for the faint of heart)

^-.-^

Doubtful. You, of all people, should know that the weirder and outlandishly someone dresses for a convention the more actual sense they have in real life.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Yeah, really. However, if it were a woman wearing a short skirt with nothing underneath, my reaction would be more on the order of, "please marry me.".

Even in the case of either an elderly, grossly overweight or pig ugly member of the female species? Or, possibly, all three?

Hey, I know, your business. ^^

[Pagan]

Wow... I wonder if Mr Spankypants is any relation to ManFaye. (not for the faint of heart)

^-.-^

That reminds me of Howard Stern on the MTV awards in 1992!

[RentalRacer]

and had him sitting on a stool at the front of the store (right next to the door...welcome to B&N!)

In this case "B&N" could stand for Balls & Nuts

[Tria]

Am I the only one remembering a certain "Friends" episode?

Heh, I'm thinking about Jackass....