The wierdest name you have ever been called

[moekosowl]

Neither of these have been used on me. They were harvested from a site called Barryboys.com, where badly modified cars are dissed by masters of the British insult. My humble submissions are "purple headed womb ferret" and "purple-veined bangstick"

[ODZ]

At the beginning of a tech support call I always identify myself. As in Help Desk Blah speaking. I'm fairly clear about my name but I always get some oddness.

For some reason people insist on calling me Ed or Steve. Steve is closer to my name but ED? not even in the same realm. And every so often i'll get a crack monkey who will think I said my name was God. They'll laugh like a retard and go oh really?

Sigh. Just stab me in the face.

[NightAngel]

My customer's aren't that original. They either call me "Bitch" or the ever popular, "Mother Fucker".

I can only dream of having customers with some kind of imagination... *sigh*

[ebonyknight]

I prefer twinkle-toed pixie fuck myself.

My personal favorite (That I use regularly) is fuck you very much for your assistance.

[Kiwi]

my co worker had something yelled at her once it was like 2 weeks after 9-11

"I wish you a fate worse than osama bin laden"

all because his wife wasnt allowed to return some cut ribbon, cost of the ribbon under $4...

some people!

[Lace Neil Singer]

On a site, where I'm an admin, this idiot noob called me a "Nazi fascist admin asshole." All I'd done is delete his spamming from a forum. I just sat there laughing my head off, then banned him.

Before anyone thinks I was unfair, this was the last straw for this noob. He'd gone thru all his chances in record time.

[Hempress]

On a site, where I'm an admin, this idiot noob called me a "Nazi fascist admin asshole." All I'd done is delete his spamming from a forum. I just sat there laughing my head off, then banned him.

Before anyone thinks I was unfair, this was the last straw for this noob. He'd gone thru all his chances in record time.

I've been called something similar on a forum that I moderate. What did I do to deserve such insults? I deleted a thread of his that linked to porn sites. Which is against our forum rules. Ooohhhkaaayyy. Because that's totally on the same level as genocide.

[0oAmericanGirl]

I had this weird college professor that came in, always wore bluejeans, loafer, no socks, white button up shirt, ascot and sunglasses. I don't think he had any other clothes. He was oddly particular and he would only come through my line because I was the only cashier that would deal with him. He got this habbit of calling me "gringo".

[Pagan]

I've never really been called anything at work. But can I just say THANK YOU to protege, moekosowl, and skeptic53 for some new insults to add to my repertoire?

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Most of any real insults I've received were variations on the theme of "bitch", although I've had my share of insults that called into question my heritage and racial makeup.

Nothing particularly weird or creative.

[tensaineko]

So whats the link? :P

ddrkc.us the ameristar(as) thread, good stuff starts on page 11 or 12

guess this answers the question on if customers have blogs about us

[Luna]

Wow...other than having been called every curse word you can think of you mean?

Some special ones were:
*you stupid-stupid!
*spic-bitch
*whore face
*nazi return bitch
*fat c*nt


oh I could go on.....
May I add that these were all by the lovely customers of the oh so prestigious bookchain Barnes & Noble?

[Discourtesy Clerk]

I was once called an "asspencil". It has been my favourite insult ever since.

[ArenaBoy]

I haven't been called any weird name but I did get insulted in Arabic once.

[Discourtesy Clerk]

I haven't been called any weird name but I did get insulted in Arabic once.

Weird as I am, I'd think that was way too cool to actually be pissed off about it.

What were the circumstances? How did you know you were being insulted?