Fine, Don't Believe Me

[Aldous]

I was working during a snowstorm, and what was funny is that this has nothing to do with the snow. Some lady comes up orders her stuff, all is good. Well can't all be good or I wouldn't be posting this. And now, the curtain rises to this exciting play.
SC: Self-Absorbed Cockmongler
Me: Apparently a Liar
AM: Awesome Manager

SC: Hey, don't you go to So-and-So College?
Me: No Ma'am.
SC: Yes you do, you just don't want to tell me because you're embarressed to work here.
Me: I'm still in high school (I don't look it, I do look like I'm in college)
SC: I want your manager
Me: Okay...

So I get the Manager, this I had to hear. Note the back of the store, you can hear what happens in the front anywhere except the freezer

SC: He was rude and a liar.
AM: No he was not, I heard everything
SC: He refuses to tell me that he's in So-and-So college
AM: First off, he doesn't need to tell you Jack, and second, he is still in High School, just like he said, Third, your order is now to go.

I <3 my old manager.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Jeez...some people can't be wrong about ANYTHING!!! and what purpose would you have to lie, anyway?

[myswtghst]

Seriously. WTF is wrong with people?

[Killer Bees]

What I don't get is why any of that is her business

Some people have too few brains and too much time on their hands.

[Marxfan]

Why would that woman think you're lying about that? Why the hell would your answer prompt her to alert your manager? And WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS HER DAMN PROBLEM??????

[Bagga]

SC (thinks (yeah yeah I know, they don't/can't think)) "Salesperson refuses to acknowledge that I know more about them than they do, so is thus lying and being disrespectful. Activate moan-to-manager subroutine"

Sadly, unlike most badly programmed robots, you can't switch them off and hide them in the attic.

[Becks]

Wow. She needs some sense and manners smacked into her.

[Luna]

I don't understand what that had to do with her shopping experience. But then, I'm not a sucky customer so I guess I never will.

[Andara Bledin]

Sadly, unlike most badly programmed robots, you can't switch them off and hide them in the attic.

Or dismantle them for spare parts.

^-.-^

[aurelemsrealm]

SC (thinks (yeah yeah I know, they don't/can't think)) "Salesperson refuses to acknowledge that I know more about them than they do, so is thus lying and being disrespectful. Activate moan-to-manager subroutine"

Sadly, unlike most badly programmed robots, you can't switch them off and hide them in the attic.

I am Bender. Please insert girder.

Sorry, I watched that episode of Futurama in which Bender gets his mind erased) on Adult Swim a few nights ago, and that (was the first thought that came to my mind.

[friendofjimmyk]

Damn. I think I really need to stop reading posts here, I'm running out of brain cells! (However, I'm addicted and can't quit CS!)

*This is my brain, this is my brain on CS - any questions?"