This was so funny, I can't believe I forgot about it!
About three weeks ago, I was standing at the door handing out catalogues when some old bag wanders over to me, glowering. The following exchange when something like this (words to this affect, I can't remember exactly)
GOB= Grumpy Old Bag
ME = Innocent Sales girl
PITG= Poor innocent Teenage Girl
GOB: That girl is a theif! (She points to PITG, who is in punky clothing, listening to an iPod and looking at a display)
ME: You saw her take something?
GOB: No!
ME:...Did she tell someone she was going to steal something?
GOB: (Annoyed at my stupidity) No!!
ME: (...Uh, what?) Um, so why do you say she's a theif, Miss?
GOB: Just LOOK at her! Rubbish clothing, blue hair! All girls that age are theives! Especially ones who look like that!
ME: (Okay, PITG is about my age) Miss, I can't accuse someone of stealing because of how they dress. We can keep an eye on her if you like?
GOB: You'd better! And tell her to turn that awful rock music down! I can hear it from here, and she's singing along! (GOB starts muttering about how PITG is singing about Satan.)
Me: I'll go talk to her. (I move away from GOB as fast as I can. As I'm approaching PITG I can hear her sing too)
PITG:
I wanna let the whole world know that JESUS lives in me!
I talked to PITG for a few minutes. Turns out she's a "Rockstar for God" who is at the Mall with her Youth Group. I explain the situation to her, and we spend many minutes laughing at GOB. And yes, I checked her bag as she left anyway. It's store policy anyway.
About three weeks ago, I was standing at the door handing out catalogues when some old bag wanders over to me, glowering. The following exchange when something like this (words to this affect, I can't remember exactly)
GOB= Grumpy Old Bag

ME = Innocent Sales girl

PITG= Poor innocent Teenage Girl
GOB: That girl is a theif! (She points to PITG, who is in punky clothing, listening to an iPod and looking at a display)
ME: You saw her take something?
GOB: No!
ME:...Did she tell someone she was going to steal something?
GOB: (Annoyed at my stupidity) No!!
ME: (...Uh, what?) Um, so why do you say she's a theif, Miss?
GOB: Just LOOK at her! Rubbish clothing, blue hair! All girls that age are theives! Especially ones who look like that!
ME: (Okay, PITG is about my age) Miss, I can't accuse someone of stealing because of how they dress. We can keep an eye on her if you like?
GOB: You'd better! And tell her to turn that awful rock music down! I can hear it from here, and she's singing along! (GOB starts muttering about how PITG is singing about Satan.)
Me: I'll go talk to her. (I move away from GOB as fast as I can. As I'm approaching PITG I can hear her sing too)
PITG:

I talked to PITG for a few minutes. Turns out she's a "Rockstar for God" who is at the Mall with her Youth Group. I explain the situation to her, and we spend many minutes laughing at GOB. And yes, I checked her bag as she left anyway. It's store policy anyway.
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