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    That was the tip? (NSFW)

    One of my friends is a pizza delivery guy, and he just relayed me this story he did maybe an hour ago.

    Normal call, guy orders a few pizzas. Friend is sent to deliver.

    As he finds the address, he notices that he's in the "affluent" part of the area. McMansions, a few old estates. So he finds the address, which is one of the McMansions. Sizeable frontage, 2 story house, and rings the bell.

    The door opens, and a Woman, in her 40's, is naked except for a dog collar and a "Harem outfit" (from what he described, I can only fathom that close of a guess). He best describes her as a MILF, topless, maybe D-cup, and smelling of salt and sweat.

    The woman pays the full amount, takes the pizza, and gives him a few minutes to look. Then she closes the door.

    He had a hard time explaining this to the manager. And grumbled it wasn't a worthwilde tip.
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    i .... wha... i need to go away now...

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    • #3
      Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
      The door opens, and a Woman, in her 40's, is naked except for a dog collar and a "Harem outfit" (from what he described, I can only fathom that close of a guess). He best describes her as a MILF, topless, maybe D-cup, and smelling of salt and sweat.
      You don't have to define MILF for me, though I'm not positive what it means... but my first instincts were Mother-In-Law Female...

      And most harem outfits don't have you naked. Topless, maybe, depending on the "sultan", but not naked.

      Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
      He had a hard time explaining this to the manager. And grumbled it wasn't a worthwilde tip.
      If you can't spend it, and weren't planning on paying for it in the immediate future, it's not a tip.

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      • #4
        Heh. Amusing. I've seen it where said person answering the door had to offer a 'service' as a tip though. Usually more of an eye-opener.

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          Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
          You don't have to define MILF for me, though I'm not positive what it means... but my first instincts were Mother-In-Law Female...

          And most harem outfits don't have you naked. Topless, maybe, depending on the "sultan", but not naked.
          The 'harem' outfit was probably no more than a few twists of see-through gauze. with appropriate linkage. You will sometimes see such at fetish events or Frolicon (or a similar convention). They're usually used by those who prefer the "Sultan" scenario.

          MILF = -definition deleted-
          Wait, sorry about that. You DON'T need it defined. Duh. Sorry.
          Last edited by BlackIronCrown; 07-19-2007, 01:38 AM.

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          • #6
            My dad was a Dominos boy from 84(?) until about 89....

            He was (un)fortunate enough to deliver to many houses, apartments, and dorm rooms where lots of girls who shouldn't have been naked answered the door in lieu of his tip.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7


              I'm sorry. Getting to gawk at scantily clad females, no matter how attractive, is not an acceptable substitute for a tip. It doesn't pay any bills.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Getting to gawk at scantily clad females, no matter how attractive, is not an acceptable substitute for a tip. It doesn't pay any bills.
                If it did, I suspect that there would be a good number of females (and males, too) mailing nude pictures in lieu of cheques to the gas company.

                But how do you decide what is the value of the whole bill, none of the bill, or part of the bill?
                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                • #9
                  Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                  If it did, I suspect that there would be a good number of females (and males, too) mailing nude pictures in lieu of cheques to the gas company.

                  But how do you decide what is the value of the whole bill, none of the bill, or part of the bill?
                  Depending on how important the service is to you....
                  -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
                  -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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                  • #10
                    I love explaining what it means.

                    MILF

                    Mother
                    I'd
                    Like
                    to
                    ****
                    "It's times like these that make me wanna go straight."
                    James from Pokémon.

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                    • #11
                      Have you seen the video for Bowling for Soups' "Stacy's Mom."

                      Stacy's mom is a MILF.
                      A smile is just a grimace that's been edited for public consumption. -- Tony Cochran

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Tigress View Post
                        Have you seen the video for Bowling for Soups' "Stacy's Mom."

                        Stacy's mom is a MILF.
                        Actually, that song is by Fountains of Wayne. Unless Bowling for Soup covered it.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          Has anyone ever seen the website tipthepizzaguy.com? There are a bunch of delivery stories on the site and it seems the "nude tip" is a common occurance. I don't know what would possess people to offer to sleep with the pizza guy or flash them for a tip but to each his own I supposed.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth k386trl View Post
                            I don't know what would possess people to offer to sleep with the pizza guy or flash them for a tip but to each his own I supposed.
                            Not having cash?

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                            • #15
                              Quoth k386trl View Post
                              Has anyone ever seen the website tipthepizzaguy.com? There are a bunch of delivery stories on the site and it seems the "nude tip" is a common occurance. I don't know what would possess people to offer to sleep with the pizza guy or flash them for a tip but to each his own I supposed.
                              I better tell him of that site.

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