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    SC: "...and I need fare bus..."
    Me: "You need bus fare?"
    SC: "Yes, I need fare."
    Me: (gives him 5 ones instead of a $5 bill)
    SC: "What is this? I want a $5 bill!!"
    Me: "You asked for Bus Fare. The bus is $1.
    SC: "Nonono, you give me $5!! I am required to have $5 bill.
    Me: "The bus does not make change. You need Dollar bills."
    SC: "Gimme my five!!"
    Me: (exchanges it quickly for a $5 bill) "Have a nice day then."

    Now please note that they guy was black, wearing a yellow shirt and brown slacks.

    Abit later:

    Friend at Coffee Shop: "God, some of these people, don't they know you need $1 to get onto the bus? Like an hour ago, this black guy comes in, in hectic broken english, demanding for dollar bills, while waving his fiver around!! He's getting anxious that he's gonna miss his bus!!"
    Me: (oh no, it can't be....) "....was he wearing a yellow shirt and brown slacks?"
    Friend: "Yep, you described him perfectly!! How did you know?"
    Me: *shaking head*

  • #2
    Direct him to the bank....lol.

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    • #3
      Actually, direct him to the clue x 4.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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