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So, a while ago, I'm chillin, doing the work thing.
Apparently there was a drunk woman in a theatre. Yay, I can work AND be entertained at the same time.
So one of my supivisors goes into the theatre and gets the woman, she comes out and one of our managers pulls her aside and talks to her down the hall.
Since the supivisor (who will be known as J) went into the theatre first we got the low down from him.
Apparently the woman had spilled her beer, made a slight comotion etc.. etc... So J goes in and goes to where the woman is sitting. The exchange goes something like this:
J: Excuse me Mam, could you please come with me.
Drunk: Who?
J: You.
Drunk: Who?
J: (pointing directly at her) You.
So eventually he gets her to get up but she's falling into him because she's so drunk. He even has to lead her down the stairs so she won't topple over. When she finally gets done with talking to the manager, she comes over our way and sits down on a bench before asking if she can prop a door open and have a smoke. To which of course the manager says no.
Heres where it gets interesting. She starts talking about how she never smokes and stuff even though she's waving a pack around in her hand, totally contradicting herself.
Then she goes on to say how she has a degree in Psychology or something and that she's watching the movie with a patient of hers. Yeah. Okay.
It gets even better when she contradicts herself again and says, and I quote,
Drunk: Yeah, I draw figures of people. I draw bodies. That's how I make a living
Dude, is this woman drunk or completly stoned? And we have to keep telling her she can't go out and smoke, to which she says she doesn't even smoke. And she's walking over to us and stumbling in our general direction, making us back up uneasily because, to be honest, the situation couldn't get more funny or uncomfortable (well it propably could have been a lot more uncomfortable). My coworkers and I are trying not to bust a gut over this lady.
But eventually the film ends and everyone comes out and she takes off. Then we have a good chuckle.
The moral of the story is, if you're gonna drink, have someone around to watch you or else you end up making a fool out of yourself. And you end up providing amusment for nameless strangers. Plus there must have been 4-5 beers the size of a can of Monster in that theatre. So that woman was plastered.
Apparently there was a drunk woman in a theatre. Yay, I can work AND be entertained at the same time.
So one of my supivisors goes into the theatre and gets the woman, she comes out and one of our managers pulls her aside and talks to her down the hall.
Since the supivisor (who will be known as J) went into the theatre first we got the low down from him.
Apparently the woman had spilled her beer, made a slight comotion etc.. etc... So J goes in and goes to where the woman is sitting. The exchange goes something like this:
J: Excuse me Mam, could you please come with me.
Drunk: Who?
J: You.
Drunk: Who?
J: (pointing directly at her) You.
So eventually he gets her to get up but she's falling into him because she's so drunk. He even has to lead her down the stairs so she won't topple over. When she finally gets done with talking to the manager, she comes over our way and sits down on a bench before asking if she can prop a door open and have a smoke. To which of course the manager says no.
Heres where it gets interesting. She starts talking about how she never smokes and stuff even though she's waving a pack around in her hand, totally contradicting herself.
Then she goes on to say how she has a degree in Psychology or something and that she's watching the movie with a patient of hers. Yeah. Okay.
It gets even better when she contradicts herself again and says, and I quote,
Drunk: Yeah, I draw figures of people. I draw bodies. That's how I make a living
Dude, is this woman drunk or completly stoned? And we have to keep telling her she can't go out and smoke, to which she says she doesn't even smoke. And she's walking over to us and stumbling in our general direction, making us back up uneasily because, to be honest, the situation couldn't get more funny or uncomfortable (well it propably could have been a lot more uncomfortable). My coworkers and I are trying not to bust a gut over this lady.
But eventually the film ends and everyone comes out and she takes off. Then we have a good chuckle.
The moral of the story is, if you're gonna drink, have someone around to watch you or else you end up making a fool out of yourself. And you end up providing amusment for nameless strangers. Plus there must have been 4-5 beers the size of a can of Monster in that theatre. So that woman was plastered.
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