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I found them, guests so ignorant and unaware that they set the bar for sucky customers everywhere.
Incident 1: They show up four hours early for check in. Their excuse according to wifey was "There wasn't nowhere to park my big truck" Yes that's verbatim, she proceeds to mention her "big truck" twice more. We get it you're proud of your big truck.
Incident 2: Her credit card is declined all three of them. She and hubby rifle through their belongings and finally cadge up enough cash to pay. Must have gone into debt after buying the "big truck"
Incident 3: Manager comes out and sees her children chucking fries and bits of hamburger over the balcony in order to feed the birds thus littering our parking lot.
Incident 4: Later that evening the people next door complain that the baby has been crying non-stop for two hours straight. Guess who was sleeping in the same room with the baby and were actually fast asleep through the whole thing: Yes the parents of the year of course.
Incident 5: The two older kids are outside playing and start asking me questions. I don't mind answering. However wifey pokes her head out and says "You leave that housekeeper alone or she's going to be pissed at you"
Incident 6: I get to their room, door's wide open, kids are running in and out yelling, the television's on full blast. I knock and ask if she wants service. She bellows "Not now the baby's sleeping. We can't go nowhere until she wakes up". She then snaps that she hopes my talking didn't wake the baby
Incident 7: I move on to the room next door and she trundles out with her cell phone and starts talking. The two oldest girls sit at her feet and start coloring. This would've been a picture perfect family scene if the wife had kept her yap shut. She was whining to her friend on the phone that her g***mn kids were always fighting and she had to take them to the beach to "shut them up" and how the g***mn baby cried all night and was feverish.
Incident 8: They finally go out and I go to do their room. I start to smell something similar to the smell of a burning campfire. Further investigation led me to the planter box, the wooden planter box with dry pine needles in it in a town where it rains very little. In that box was a still lit cigarette burning merrily on top of 5 or 6 mushed out ones.
The lit cigarette was just starting to ignite the pine needles. I dumped a butt load of water and was furious. There is an ashtray literally five feet from their room and they've been dropping cigarettes in the planter box without even putting them out properly. These bozos could have burned down the hotel with their lazy ignorance.
Luckily the little firebugs got a one way ticket to never rent a room here again land, leaving me with disgusting room to swamp out and or course no tip. Here's praying the next hotel they descend on survives them as well.
Incident 1: They show up four hours early for check in. Their excuse according to wifey was "There wasn't nowhere to park my big truck" Yes that's verbatim, she proceeds to mention her "big truck" twice more. We get it you're proud of your big truck.
Incident 2: Her credit card is declined all three of them. She and hubby rifle through their belongings and finally cadge up enough cash to pay. Must have gone into debt after buying the "big truck"
Incident 3: Manager comes out and sees her children chucking fries and bits of hamburger over the balcony in order to feed the birds thus littering our parking lot.
Incident 4: Later that evening the people next door complain that the baby has been crying non-stop for two hours straight. Guess who was sleeping in the same room with the baby and were actually fast asleep through the whole thing: Yes the parents of the year of course.
Incident 5: The two older kids are outside playing and start asking me questions. I don't mind answering. However wifey pokes her head out and says "You leave that housekeeper alone or she's going to be pissed at you"
Incident 6: I get to their room, door's wide open, kids are running in and out yelling, the television's on full blast. I knock and ask if she wants service. She bellows "Not now the baby's sleeping. We can't go nowhere until she wakes up". She then snaps that she hopes my talking didn't wake the baby
Incident 7: I move on to the room next door and she trundles out with her cell phone and starts talking. The two oldest girls sit at her feet and start coloring. This would've been a picture perfect family scene if the wife had kept her yap shut. She was whining to her friend on the phone that her g***mn kids were always fighting and she had to take them to the beach to "shut them up" and how the g***mn baby cried all night and was feverish.
Incident 8: They finally go out and I go to do their room. I start to smell something similar to the smell of a burning campfire. Further investigation led me to the planter box, the wooden planter box with dry pine needles in it in a town where it rains very little. In that box was a still lit cigarette burning merrily on top of 5 or 6 mushed out ones.
The lit cigarette was just starting to ignite the pine needles. I dumped a butt load of water and was furious. There is an ashtray literally five feet from their room and they've been dropping cigarettes in the planter box without even putting them out properly. These bozos could have burned down the hotel with their lazy ignorance.
Luckily the little firebugs got a one way ticket to never rent a room here again land, leaving me with disgusting room to swamp out and or course no tip. Here's praying the next hotel they descend on survives them as well.
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