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  • #1

    Ah! My eyes! The Horror!

    Tonight two girls come out of a film and complain that some other girls were throwing sweets at them. So I go in, shine my torch at the other girls and tell them that they must stop. They say they haven't been throwing, because they have no sweets. In fact the original girls were throwing popcorn at them.
    So I sit in the movie for half an hour or so and keep my eye on them.

    Normally this would be quite cool. But in this case the movie was....

    Bratz.
    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.
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    I'm so sorry...

    on the other hand, sounds like the girls sure picked the right movie!
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Thanks BSE. They sure did.

      My co-workers found it hilarious when I said, "I'm going to sit in Bratz now."

      Them:
      Me, "Yeah, I'm really a twelve year old girl inside."
      "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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      • #4
        One of my now ex-coworkers told me she was looking forward to that movie. I kinda stared at her a moment, and said, "But, they didn't do anything to make the characters look like the dolls." To which she said, "Yeah, but they used the original 4 characters."

        ...

        Okay.
        "I call murder on that!"

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        • #5
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          I'm so sorry...

          on the other hand, sounds like the girls sure picked the right movie!
          I was thinking the same thing, that the movie must be their life story!
          "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
          ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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          • #6
            Oh, you poor thing. I'm truly sorry to hear that.

            I'm glad, though, that you recovered enough braincells to be able to tell us about your experience.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #7
              think about it this way you can spend the time trying to figure out home many of those girls and are going to be dressing up nice and skanky for the next month.

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              • #8
                Quoth Juwl View Post
                One of my now ex-coworkers told me she was looking forward to that movie. I kinda stared at her a moment, and said, "But, they didn't do anything to make the characters look like the dolls." To which she said, "Yeah, but they used the original 4 characters."
                Now I had to look them up on Wikipedia to see what she meant.


                I was thinking the same thing, that the movie must be their life story!
                Well the lead girls didn't seem to be very bratty. In fact quite the opposite.

                I'm glad, though, that you recovered enough braincells to be able to tell us about your experience.
                Yeah, I'm here to tell the tale.
                "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                • #9
                  Quoth cinema guy View Post
                  Yeah, I'm here to tell the tale.
                  Woo hoo!!!
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #10
                    Quoth cinema guy View Post

                    Normally this would be quite cool. But in this case the movie was....

                    Bratz.
                    You have my sincere condolences.

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