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[Polenicus]

Let us Canadians have our Vancouver weirdness and be proud of it, damn it!!

Unfortunately, Key West has been endorsed by Spider Robinson as an excellent place to live. There's just no way we can win against a Spider Robinson-approved weirdness factor.

But we CAN always point out that Vancouver has GraveKeeper.

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[Mongo Skruddgemire]

…really? Usually when I see <client name> my reaction is @*)&$!! or "Jesus Christ rubbing a waffle against Bob Dole's pale naked ass, not you $@$^ing people again!".

OWWW! Damnit! Coke through the nasal passages HURTS!

Damn funny though...May I steal that for a .sig line?

[Polenicus]

My brain went 6 ways of abject terror when I hit that line. I'm not sure what you're referring too but thats ok because my imagination has already horrified me far beyond whatever the actual truth of that statement is. ><

Oh god...

"Here, we'll just tuck that out of the way and keep it in place with a few stitches..."

NNNGH! *Grabs privates and flees!*

[Gravekeeper]

OWWW! Damnit! Coke through the nasal passages HURTS!

Damn funny though...May I steal that for a .sig line?

Feel free.

[Jester]

This is about the third post in this thread where you've beaten us over the head with the fact that where you live is really weird. I think we got it about 3 posts ago!! Key West is weird.

Oops. Sorry about that. I wasn't trying to make this a competition. Really. I just sometimes, even after 8 years of living here, am astounded by this crazy little island. Really. And I was not trying to take anything away from other weird spots. Sometimes I just get a little.....competitive. Obviously. And I am rather proud (again, obviously) of this bizarre and wonderful little tropical town. It was not malicious, it was not trying to take anyone or any place down. I love weirdness, wherever it is, be it California, BC, Florida, Cape Cod, wherever. My apologies to others in Weird Cities if my comments were a bit over the top.

One thing...when I move back to Phoenix next year (hopefully), I will no longer be able to make any claims about living in a weirder spot than pretty much anyone. HOTTER, certainly, but not WEIRDER.

Unfortunately, Key West has been endorsed by Spider Robinson as an excellent place to live. There's just no way we can win against a Spider Robinson-approved weirdness factor.

Okay, I give up. Who or what is a Spider Robinson?

[Kara]

When cross dressing victory is measured in how long you can get another man to stare at your ass until he realizes the cold terrible truth and his scrotum retracts into his abdomen like a turtle thats been poked with a stick.

I can top that. The city I work in is the air capital of the US (there's like 4 airports and an Air Force base, and 3 or 4 airplane manufacturers). Anyway, Harrison Ford has a pilot's license and he occasionally flies in because we're also Kansas and it's easy to keep a low profile and not be hounded by all the tabloids. Plus, they let him do whatever he wants at any of the airports and manufacturing plants that he wishes to visit. Another place he likes to visit is a nudie bar, of which they also have quite a few. But at the one he frequents, only 2 of the girls were born female.

I don't know if he has somehow been unable to realize this, but I've seen their commercials on TV and it's pretty obvious as to which ones are smuggling grapes in their thongs.

[Polenicus]

Okay, I give up. Who or what is a Spider Robinson?

You've NOT read any of the Calahan's Crosstime Saloon or Lady Sally series? Bah! Get thee to a library, go!

Spider Robinson has been revelling in the weirder concepts of Sci-Fi for decades.

[Jester]

You've NOT read any of the Calahan's Crosstime Saloon or Lady Sally series?

*blink blink*

*blank stare*

Never heard of them or him. Haven't the foggiest clue what you are talking about. Honestly.

[Becks]

Me: "and your last name?"
SC: "Tshajapesh"

Ah, yes, an ancient Intuktitut name meaning "Appears on screen when you beat cat with keyboard".

Poor cat.

Becky. Gutter. Out!

As you'll see, I TOTALLY decided NOT to comment on that one.

Being well-behaved is boring, and actually quite painful for me. However, I'm trying.

Me? In a jester costume, voting?

OF COURSE! Hell, I posted pictures of it here on CS.com! For a while one of those pictures was my avatar, for goodness sake!

I remember that. And your title was, "Yes, I DID vote like this!" or something close to it.

No no, I've seen the punk rock leather kilts here and there in Van. No, these were miniskirts in the "Oh god I can see your ballsack" length sense.

Well if I'm going to be thrown in a miniskirt, I want to at least look pretty. When cross dressing victory is measured in how long you can get another man to stare at your ass until he realizes the cold terrible truth and his scrotum retracts into his abdomen like a turtle thats been poked with a stick.

:snicker:

Not that I would know of course...

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!

[Sliceanddice]

omg i ment i can make you look like you have a waste not that i was going to turn your outy in to an iny

[OfficeSlug]

That was you, wasn't it?

Yeah! He had the picture as his default for awhile!

[Ree]

Me? In a jester costume, voting?

OF COURSE! Hell, I posted pictures of it here on CS.com! For a while one of those pictures was my avatar, for goodness sake!

If you look at BookstoreEscapee's joining date, it was Dec/06, so she obviously wasn't around here when you made your post about the election. (I don't even remember reading the post, but I remember reading when you explained what your avatar was at that time.)

[MinimaMagistra]

Harrison Ford . . . Another place he likes to visit is a nudie bar, of which they also have quite a few. But at the one he frequents, only 2 of the girls were born female.

<whimpers> <whines> <keens in highpitched tones><childhood love of Indiana Jones and Han Solo dies a gurgling death>

[Amethyst Hunter]

Another GK post FTW.

This is KEY WEST. Aka Key Weird. Where men are men, and sometimes women as well. Where by and large, women are bi and large. Where a guy voting on election day in a full court jester costume barely gets noticed. Where people in a reality show being followed around by a camera crew barely gets noticed. Where clothing optional bars aren't that odd. Where "drag races" don't involved souped up cars, but cocktail dress wearing transvestites. Where bed races, turtle races, body painting, food fights as part of a naval battle, drunken obstacle courses, swinger conventions, the running of the Hemingways lookalikes, the lowering of a pirate wench down the mast of the ship on New Year's Eve, secession from the United States, flamingo scooters, pepper cars, dogs with sunglasses, cats that ride around on a dog's back, drinking beer for breakfast daily, and having your ashes interred in the railing of a bar are all considered pretty much par for the course.

If my exile in Florida had been half as interesting as that, I might have considered sticking around longer...oh who am I kidding? The heat/weather alone destroys any fondness I might have had for that state.

[Gravekeeper]

Another GK post FTW.



If my exile in Florida had been half as interesting as that, I might have considered sticking around longer...oh who am I kidding? The heat/weather alone destroys any fondness I might have had for that state.

I was there once. ONCE. When I was 6. I fried to a *crisp* inside of 24 hours and spent the remainder of the vacation huddled in any form of shade I could find, hissing at passersby.

I had to sleep upright in a chair. It sucked. I'll check the mail in nothing but shorts and sandals in the middle of December. But throw me in the opposite spectrum weather wise and I just burn.