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  • Um...I got that part....

    Bit of background, I work at a mom-and-pop lingerie store in Utah. It's the only other lingerie store besides Victoria's Secret in the mall, and we have a wide selection for most tastes and body types.

    So yesterday, I'm sitting behind the counter reading (it's a small store, and not very busy, so the bosses don't really care what we do, as long as we're helpful to customers) when a young woman comes in.

    SC- stupid customer
    Me- um, duh

    SC: Do you guys still have those little thongs you used to sell? (Note, we have a LOT of thongs in all shapes and sizes.)
    Me: Well, I'll need you to be a bit more specific than that.
    SC: (making a 50 cent piece sized triangle with her fingers) Well, it's like, small.
    Me: Do you know what color it is?
    SC: (breezily) Oh, any color's fine.
    I pull out one of your cheapo "fashion thongs" that we sometimes give away free for promotions.
    Me: Was it this?
    SC: No, it was smaller than that.
    Me: (giving up) Well, unless you can give me any more information, I really can't find it for you.
    SC: So you don't have it then? Okay, thanks!

    Well, at least she thanked me.

  • #2
    Please, please, never pair the phrase "Mom and Pop" with "lingerie" again...

    (It's even worse than you think: in my family, our mother was "Mom" as you might expect, but our father was "Dad". "Pop" was *his* father)
    Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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    • #3
      Lol. Techinically, that's what the store is, but most of my friends get upset when I say that.

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