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    So I was working Sunday. I was on the register, and there was a bit of commotion going on in the frozen aisle. In my store (a good size, about 40,000 sq. feet), the two frozen aisles are in the middle of the stores, separating food from pet food, cleaning supplies, paper goods, etc. A customer came through my line explaining how there's a fellow by the ice cream who is SAMPLING the ice cream. Yes, sampling it. With his fingers. OUT OF THE CONTAINER!! Our manager was hiding behind the chips (lol) watching him. Omg we were SO waiting for her to pounce, because it would have been a throwdown. This manager is NOT someone to piss off when it comes to stuff like this (we get along incredibly well though). So he finally walks off. We didn't see him actually sample any of the ice cream (and we were watching, let me tell you). So after he leaves, a team of 10 people goes and inspects all the ice cream where he was lingering for holes, finger marks, etc. He couldn't get into any of the store-brand ice cream (starts with a P, ends in an X, rhymes with "public") because we have a plastic seal between the lid and the actual ice cream. However, Bluebell, Edy's, and Breyers were all fair game because there is no seal. We didn't see any holes or whatever, so we figured he was just fiddling with it - though it did look suspicious.

    Fast forward to last (Wednesday) night. I was closing. We were blocking frozen (making it pretty, pulling it all to the front), and I found 2 tubs of Bluebell out of place with their lids funky. So the first one, I take the lid off, and viola! A HUGE finger dip-mark. I grab that one and the other one, and go find 'Q', who was there for the original Ice Cream Caper night. I tell him to take the lid off (b/c my hands were full), and he looks at me and said "got'em". So I took them to the back to show the stock guys who were there, and so they could put them in a special place so if this bastard ever returns, we can make him pay for it. So I show him, then I go to put the lid BACK on the other one (it was halfway off), and when I pick it up, viola! another mark. So, he's ruined 2 $5.00 things of ice cream. Freaking fantastic.

    Good news? We know that we were right. Bad news? He got away. More good news? We ALL know what he looks like (unfortunate looking character, pretty distinctive), and he probably won't be welcome back in the store
    Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

    Proverbs 22:6

  • #2
    ewwww, glad you found the ice cream before it was sold. Who knows what other messes it would have caused had it been purchased =X
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    • #3


      OK, that guy is wierd. Why would you bother with poking holes in the ice cream?

      "Hmmm...what's in that container is cold...solid in texture...and vanilla flavoured...yeah, I think it's ice cream..."

      Brilliant! You figured out that ice cream is in the ice cream container, which says ice cream right on it! Dumkopf...
      I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

      Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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      • #4
        Maybe put mousetraps in the cartons?
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        • #5
          We weren't sure exactly what he was doing at first. When I found the ice cream last night, there were finger scoops IN the ice cream.

          He had been "sampling" it. Blech...

          I don't think we would have sold it, Tool, because it was alllll the way down at the other end of the ice cream, and the containers were pretty beat up. Both lids were partially off in some fashion (one of them was totally off, and just sitting on it, but off to the side - if that makes sense). I'm just glad we found them.
          Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

          Proverbs 22:6

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          • #6
            This guy sounds like he's related to the weirdo who made the news here years ago for fondling loaves of bread in several of the local markets. There was surveillance footage of him wandering down the aisle in one store, grabbing and squeezing random loaves in a VERY suggestive manner.

            Anyway--good thing you found the 'sampled' half-gallons!

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            • #7
              I say sit him down and make him eat every one he touched.

              The Ice cream headache he gets should kill him.
              "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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              • #8
                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                Maybe put mousetraps in the cartons?
                That'll work even better if he wasn't poking it with his finger.
                "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

                When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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                • #9
                  Quoth Ringtail Z28 View Post
                  That'll work even better if he wasn't poking it with his finger.
                  You evil man, what are you thinking?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth gundam40 View Post
                    You evil man, what are you thinking?
                    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

                    I TOUCHED those cartons!!!!! Well, not the ice cream, but the outside!!

                    We know it wasn't "that", because we could see him putting his fingers in his mouth. Gross.
                    Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

                    Proverbs 22:6

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                    • #11
                      Quoth thegiraffe View Post
                      EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

                      I TOUCHED those cartons!!!!! Well, not the ice cream, but the outside!!
                      They were talking about the guy poking it with his foot! They would really hurt if they got caught by a mousetrap. What were YOU thinking of?!? ...pervert.
                      I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                      Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                      • #12
                        What a coincidence! As I checked back on this thread about poking food in the store, my iTunes was playing--I kid you not--"Please No Squeeza Da Banana" by Louis Prima (I can't think of any other songs I have about similar behaviour off the top of my head--and no, I wasn't influenced by the song to go here, or vice versa; I was going in order in both cases).
                        I second that Frederick Douglass quote--unfortunately, so do a lot of SCs.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Dark Psion View Post
                          I say sit him down and make him eat every one he touched.

                          The Ice cream headache he gets should kill him.
                          Good idea in theory, however he may be like Yours Truly and can eat a bunch of ice cream and NOT get a headache

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                          • #14
                            Haha....it was actually some banana concoction and.....something else. I don't really remember.

                            Thinking back, he musta had some strong fingers to dig as much out as he did. There were like freaking trenches in there!!

                            And I'm sure after a gallon of ice cream, he'd have either a headache or stomachache (or both....). You can't drink a gallon of milk at one time, why would you be able to eat a gallon of frozen cream (which is heavier)? Doesn't work lol.
                            Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

                            Proverbs 22:6

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                            • #15
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