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I'm back...Wait I was gone?
Yes I was. It was only a year or so...it was less than two.
The reason for my lack of posting: I kept forgetting to, got caught up in work, class, etc, and my life decided to see how much excrement it can encounter and survive. 
Apparently, a lot, hooray 
To not go to far off topic, I got hit by an EF 5 feces tornado which I didn't avoid though it was right in front of my face.
But as I said, off topic from what I want to tell you all today.
This semester in college, I'm working at my university's Rec Center, more specifically the weight room as an attendant. I'm basically a maid with a nicer title, but that's another issue. For the most part, I just watch people as they workout (yes I know it's creepy). The students are fully capable of lifting properly. Except one. Always one.
Me: Me Muscle Headed Stereotype: MHS
Me: Excuse me, you can't lift without your shoes on.
MHS: But I always squat without my shoes.
Me: Thinking (What?) I'm sorry but it's a safety issue.
MHS: sighs but agrees without further arguing
I know he was more of a stupid patron than a sucky customer, but honestly why would you admit that you do something clearly dangerous to an authoritative person. Ay, mi cerebro.
I'm just glad he didn't want to argue. Not that he would win, I just didn't want to be an ass that late in the evening, 8:23.
More posts about blatantly obvious failure in my Rec patrons to come.
The reason for my lack of posting: I kept forgetting to, got caught up in work, class, etc, and my life decided to see how much excrement it can encounter and survive. Apparently, a lot, hooray To not go to far off topic, I got hit by an EF 5 feces tornado which I didn't avoid though it was right in front of my face.But as I said, off topic from what I want to tell you all today.
This semester in college, I'm working at my university's Rec Center, more specifically the weight room as an attendant. I'm basically a maid with a nicer title, but that's another issue. For the most part, I just watch people as they workout (yes I know it's creepy). The students are fully capable of lifting properly. Except one. Always one.
Me: Me Muscle Headed Stereotype: MHS
Me: Excuse me, you can't lift without your shoes on.
MHS: But I always squat without my shoes.
Me: Thinking (What?) I'm sorry but it's a safety issue.
MHS: sighs but agrees without further arguing
I know he was more of a stupid patron than a sucky customer, but honestly why would you admit that you do something clearly dangerous to an authoritative person. Ay, mi cerebro.
I'm just glad he didn't want to argue. Not that he would win, I just didn't want to be an ass that late in the evening, 8:23.More posts about blatantly obvious failure in my Rec patrons to come.
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