What is it with young people that speak in manner that makes no sense, but for some reason, I am supposed to understand this.
Girl = SG = Stupid Girl
ME: Hi, how may I help you?
SG: I was just like going to all these places and like I don't know.
ME: I'm sorry, you don't know what?
SG: Like I would like to know how much a room is....a suite.
ME: Oh, we actually do not have any suites available tonight.
SG: Oh, this is for tomorrow.....I think.
ME: For tomorrow we do have one available and its $109 plus tax.
SG: Oh, okay. And like what is a suite...I mean....uh, yeah.
ME: *confused* You want to know what a suite looks like?
SG: Yea, I think, sure.
ME: *points to brochure that has a picture* It looks like this.
SG: Okay, that's nice. Okay, that's good.
ME: Would you like to book this room?
SG: Well, if I get it, when can I cancel?
ME: Well, cancellation for a room tomorrow is over, and you will not be able to cancel without a penalty.
SG: Okay, I don't think I get it...but I understand, okay thanks.
ME: *extremely confused* Okay, have a nice day.
About an hour later, stupid guy enters.
Guy = SG = Stupid Guy
ME: Hello, how may I help you today?
SG: Okay, does your suites (yes, plural) look like dat place over derr?
ME: No, our suites look like this *points at brochure*
SG: Well damn son, that ain't even straight.
ME: What!?!
SG: How much dis dat (yes, he said dis, wtf?)
ME: We do not have any suites available for tonight.
SG: So why it say suites den?
ME: We are an INN and SUITES, we have both regular rooms and suites, we are out of the suites tonight, only regular rooms are available to rent (trying to get my point out as blunt as possible)
SG: So a regular room is (now he says it right) what? Like a lil bed and shit (why do people say that, and shit, and shit, NO MOTHERFUCKER WE DO NOT HAVE SHIT IN OUR ROOMS, UNLESS IT CAME FROM YOUR ASS!)
ME: No, its still a King size, but no microwave or fridge or couch, and the room is smaller in size than a suite.
SG: What dat is?
ME: What!?!
SG: What it be, HOW MUCH! (get aggravated with me now)
ME: $99 plus tax.
SG: What!?!
ME: NINETY NINE DOLLARS PLUS TAX.
SG: Whatever son.
Wow, I sure am glad to see that we are raising some fine young men and women in this country
Girl = SG = Stupid Girl
ME: Hi, how may I help you?
SG: I was just like going to all these places and like I don't know.
ME: I'm sorry, you don't know what?
SG: Like I would like to know how much a room is....a suite.
ME: Oh, we actually do not have any suites available tonight.
SG: Oh, this is for tomorrow.....I think.
ME: For tomorrow we do have one available and its $109 plus tax.
SG: Oh, okay. And like what is a suite...I mean....uh, yeah.
ME: *confused* You want to know what a suite looks like?
SG: Yea, I think, sure.
ME: *points to brochure that has a picture* It looks like this.
SG: Okay, that's nice. Okay, that's good.
ME: Would you like to book this room?
SG: Well, if I get it, when can I cancel?
ME: Well, cancellation for a room tomorrow is over, and you will not be able to cancel without a penalty.
SG: Okay, I don't think I get it...but I understand, okay thanks.
ME: *extremely confused* Okay, have a nice day.
About an hour later, stupid guy enters.
Guy = SG = Stupid Guy
ME: Hello, how may I help you today?
SG: Okay, does your suites (yes, plural) look like dat place over derr?
ME: No, our suites look like this *points at brochure*
SG: Well damn son, that ain't even straight.
ME: What!?!
SG: How much dis dat (yes, he said dis, wtf?)
ME: We do not have any suites available for tonight.
SG: So why it say suites den?
ME: We are an INN and SUITES, we have both regular rooms and suites, we are out of the suites tonight, only regular rooms are available to rent (trying to get my point out as blunt as possible)
SG: So a regular room is (now he says it right) what? Like a lil bed and shit (why do people say that, and shit, and shit, NO MOTHERFUCKER WE DO NOT HAVE SHIT IN OUR ROOMS, UNLESS IT CAME FROM YOUR ASS!)
ME: No, its still a King size, but no microwave or fridge or couch, and the room is smaller in size than a suite.
SG: What dat is?
ME: What!?!
SG: What it be, HOW MUCH! (get aggravated with me now)
ME: $99 plus tax.
SG: What!?!
ME: NINETY NINE DOLLARS PLUS TAX.
SG: Whatever son.
Wow, I sure am glad to see that we are raising some fine young men and women in this country
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