Pee Ditty

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So I was working my 4-hour shift this morning (have to come in for the overnight shift tonight also x_X) when nature began calling.

I go into the bathroom and Good Lord does it smell of stale piss. I get to the urinal and find dried up pee all over the front of the urinal and also on the floor.

I guess somebody was a problem aimer. But then again we all know how public bathrooms tend to get frequently "redecorated"

[BookstoreEscapee]

Damn, I was hoping there was a song involved...

[unholypet]

"Takin' off mah pants, rolling down the drawers
Gonna hit that crack in the wall, before the doodie stirs!"


...I need mental help or something >_>

[crazylegs]

...I need mental help or something >_>

Why destroy genius?

[unholypet]

Why destroy genius?

lol, you flatterer =p

[Tito]

Wow, that is just nasty!

Then people wonder why alot of businesses don't want to have a public restroom.

[crazylegs]

lol, you flatterer =p

Hey, its got me this far in life!

[oldschoolharleys]

when you sprinkle when you tinkle... be a sweetie and WIPE THE SEATIE!!!

>>> would be funny if the seat would spray back at em if they miss the middle....... >> something to think abt .

[BookstoreEscapee]

when you sprinkle when you tinkle... be a sweetie and WIPE THE SEATIE!!!

>>> would be funny if the seat would spray back at em if they miss the middle....... >> something to think abt .

Someone I know used to have a little cross-stitch thing that had a little girl in the bathroom...it said If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Please be neat and wipe the seat.

I want a speaker that says (loudly) "Please clean your urine off the seat" and doesn't stop until you do it.

[Andara Bledin]

My grandmother had the crosstitch bit about "being a sweetie" over her toilet.

She made it herself.

^-.-^

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

hahaha reminds me of the chappelle's show where he did the parody of the r kelly song

[digilight]

If you sprinkle while you tinkle
then be neat and wipe the seat.
If you drop your logs on the seat and floor
then clean 'em up you fucking whore.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Someone I know used to have a little cross-stitch thing that had a little girl in the bathroom...it said If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Please be neat and wipe the seat.

We've had that one in our bathroom for years . . . sadly my brother doesn't pay attention, but that's another rant altogether.

[unholypet]

hahaha reminds me of the chappelle's show where he did the parody of the r kelly song

Gonna pee on yoouuu, drip drip drip!