Phone Daze

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: Why did you charge me for 411?
Me: OK mam, someone in your home called 411 yesterday.
Customer: No. It’s just me living here & I never use 411. It’s clear that someone stole my phone number & ran with it.

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Customer: Help me.
Me: OK sir, what is your address?
Customer: I don’t know…let me go stare at my mail.

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Customer: I can’t get my box to work.
Me: OK…(troubleshoot) OK, I need to send a technician out, sir.
Customer: Well, that’s not too acceptable…so tell him to “bring it on!”

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Customer: I got error code #2, but it should be code # 6666.
Me: Um…
Customer: FOUR SIXES! That’s how mad I am!!!

[Becks]

Customer: Why did you charge me for 411?
Me: OK mam, someone in your home called 411 yesterday.
Customer: No. It’s just me living here & I never use 411. It’s clear that someone stole my phone number & ran with it.

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Customer: Help me.
Me: OK sir, what is your address?
Customer: I don’t know…let me go stare at my mail.

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Oh, man, these people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like the one who stared at his mail. Slow? Stoned? Just moved? Who knows, but it's fun to read!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark Psion]

I have stared out the window waiting on my mail......

[Spiffy McMoron]

Customer: I got error code #2, but it should be code # 6666.
Me: Um…
Customer: FOUR SIXES! That’s how mad I am!!!

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to bed. My brain needs a good eight hours of rest to recover from Phone Jockey's customers.

[PuckishOne]

My brain needs a good eight hours of rest to recover from Phone Jockey's customers.

*storyteller voice*

"And, when Spiffy woke up, forty-seven hours later, he was dismayed to find the PhoneJockey's customers were as stupid as ever."

[NightWolf]

*continuing*

And he found, a nap was once again in order to recover from the shock that.....*gasp* nothing has changed.

[Mr. Rude]

So then, he crawled inside of a whiskey bottle & was happy as a clam forever & ever. The end.

[trunks2k]

Customer: Help me.
Me: OK sir, what is your address?
Customer: I don’t know…let me go stare at my mail.

I admit to having done this before. I was setting up some service for an apartment I just moved into. They asked me for my address and I suddenly realized I didn't know it off the top of my head. I mean, I'm so used to just knowing it, that I didn't bother to look it up. I had to go find a piece of mail to check the full address.

[toolbert]

Customer: I can’t get my box to work.
Me: OK…(troubleshoot) OK, I need to send a technician out, sir.
Customer: Well, that’s not too acceptable…so tell him to “bring it on!”

so, he's going to start a fight because he needs a techician. Wow...I would have told him your technician is gonna bring it on like donkey kong and see where it went.

[XCashier]

*continuing*

And he found, a nap was once again in order to recover from the shock that.....*gasp* nothing has changed.

Oh dear, Spiffy's going to become the Rip Van Winkle of CS!

[PuckishOne]

Oh dear, Spiffy's going to become the Rip Van Winkle of CS!

Spiffy Van Winkle could also double as a great porn name.

[Phone Jockey]

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to bed. My brain needs a good eight hours of rest to recover from Phone Jockey's customers.

You & me both! Sometimes I just hide under the covers...
waiting for them...they're coming for me!

I admit to having done this before. I was setting up some service for an apartment I just moved into. They asked me for my address and I suddenly realized I didn't know it off the top of my head. I mean, I'm so used to just knowing it, that I didn't bother to look it up. I had to go find a piece of mail to check the full address.

Yes, but he was going to go STARE at his mail. That's what made me giggle.

[trunks2k]

Yes, but he was going to go STARE at his mail. That's what made me giggle.

I think I had said the same thing myself, but I was trying to be goofy, since the fact that I didn't know my own address was bad enough, I might as well go all out.

[Spiffy McMoron]

So then, he crawled inside of a whiskey bottle & was happy as a clam forever & ever. The end.

Oh! I like this story! Tell me more!

Spiffy Van Winkle could also double as a great porn name.

Oh, I've already got a couple of those-really good ones too. All I need now is a camera, ripped abs, and a thin layer to Pervert Grease-union regulations say that all male porn stars must be coated with it, to achieve that classic, shouldn't-be-caught-hanging-around-a-high-school look.