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    From time to time we run doorbuster sales in the evening, from 5 to 10 pm, instead of during the morning. We are having one of those evening doorbuster sales today.

    SC: (pointing to a portable plastic table in our ad clearly marked as a doorbuster for tonight): Where do I go to get this table for $34.99?
    Service desk person: I'm sorry, that sale price isn't good until 5 tonight.
    SC: Okay.....then I want to put it on layaway and buy it tonight then.
    SDP: I'm sorry, we do not hold unpaid merchandise. You'll need to come in tonight to buy that table for that price.
    SC: Well then I'll just go to Wal-Mart.
    SDP: Okay

    Once again we see that SCs suffer from selective reading comprehension.
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