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    A Prank Call? ADULT CONTENT!!

    I'm not sure if this goes here. Feel free to move it. This is just to weird not to repeat. It could have been a prank call, or not. What do you think?

    LH= Me
    PC= Prank Caller(?)

    LH=This is Lady Heather (Greeting Speal) How can I help you?
    PC=Do you have any guy's costumes? Not Halloween, but, um, like underwear?
    LH=We have Candy (like the candy necklaces) and Edible Undies.
    PC=Uhm...not quite what I was looking for....Oh I don't know...
    LH=There are some Guy's Thongs, Army, Tuxido, Smiley Face....
    PC=Not a Thong....
    LH=There's Mr. Smiley. It's a Thong but it has googley eyes and a mustache. You provide the "nose".
    PC=Maybe....How far does the hole for the "nose" strech?
    LH=(I pause for a moment. That question just pushed my WTF? button) I'm not sure sir. No one has asked before. Let me open one and check. (I grab thong and open it) Looks like it should strech to fit sir.
    PC=Would it fit a uhm...soda can?
    LH=(A long pause, THAT question set off all my alarms)
    PC=(Realizing that question was Way Wierd) I'm a stripper and I need a new costume. I'm having trouble finding one that will fit. It really is about the size of a soda can.
    LH=Short of coming in to see for yourself sir I don't know what to tell you.
    PC=I'll come in and messure it myself then. Thanks!


    I love my job I really do. But sometimes I can't tell when I'm getting screwed with. He was polite, but allmost sounded embaressed to be asking. I just don't know.
    So, Prank Call? Or Not?
    Last edited by Lady Heather; 11-06-2007, 06:03 AM.
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  • #2
    I would have to say, not. Also would imagine this guy makes great tips.
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    • #3
      Quoth raven_illusion View Post
      I would have to say, not. Also would imagine this guy makes great tips.
      Ditto... on both parts.
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      • #4
        Damn. If he has a girlfriend, I imagine it may have been difficult for her not to run away screaming.
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        • #5
          Soda Can?! That sounds incredibly painful *hides*
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          • #6
            I dunno. You get 200ml soda cans after all.
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            • #7
              ...but...genitalia does not work that way!
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              • #8
                Ow.

                I'm hardly inexperienced, but I would be saying that would not fit in there in a pleasurable manner!
                Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.

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                • #9
                  Quoth GingerBiscuit View Post
                  Ow.

                  I'm hardly inexperienced, but I would be saying that would not fit in there in a pleasurable manner!
                  That all depends on your type of kink *says the girl with that Masochistic charrictor Icon*
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                  • #10
                    True. But.

                    Owww, and not in a good way, at least for me.
                    Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Lady Heather View Post
                      So, Prank Call? Or Not?
                      Or option C: optimist.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                        Or option C: optimist.
                        I'm going to have to go with option C. Just to think logically about this, it'd either have to be ridiculously short, or he'd pass out if he tried to have sex. I mean, the human body only has so much blood, and most normal sized guys get just barely enough to keep lower level brain functions going when they're... aroused... I'm thinking this guy's full of it. As far as the pain factor... well, a soda can's not much smaller than a fist... and there are some who do like that sort of thing... *shudder*

                        Also, if you've ever heard guys bragging to each other, you'll know how much they can and will exaggerate. I mean, damn. Do you actually expect me to believe tree trunk? I'd guess more like twig.
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                        • #13
                          Doesn't sound prankish to me. He probably would have been a lot more obscene if it was.

                          Quoth Nayeli_Sabia View Post
                          That all depends on your type of kink *says the girl with that Masochistic charrictor Icon*
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                          • #14
                            Quoth tangrid View Post
                            Also, if you've ever heard guys bragging to each other, you'll know how much they can and will exaggerate. I mean, damn. Do you actually expect me to believe tree trunk? I'd guess more like twig.
                            My best friend's Ex had the nickname Tree for said reason. Now, he was long enough for the title, but..... his girth led him to the name we called him "Twiggy"
                            Shamus: Why hasn't anybody designs a cranium-anus extraction kit yet? It seems that so many people suffer from a improperly-stored head.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth CSR Kim View Post
                              Doesn't sound prankish to me. He probably would have been a lot more obscene if it was.
                              That's what I thought. I didn't do anything except for the long pauses, so if he was a Perv. he got no reaction from me.

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