On my days off, when I have nothing to do, I go to the one sorry little shopping center in the bumblefuck town where I live. Now, there are some unwashed, rat bastard locals who love to loiter outside the seedy dollar store, and when they see me, they often love to bellow,
"Gimme a double cheeseburger and fries!"
And then they proceed to laugh at their witticism. Ugh. Yeah, Cletus, real brilliant there. Being a drone at McDonald's is the only facet of my identity!
It doesn't bother me as much as it used to, though... mainly cuz my last day at that hellpit is November 12th!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!






"Gimme a double cheeseburger and fries!"
And then they proceed to laugh at their witticism. Ugh. Yeah, Cletus, real brilliant there. Being a drone at McDonald's is the only facet of my identity!
It doesn't bother me as much as it used to, though... mainly cuz my last day at that hellpit is November 12th!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!








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