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I have mentioned many times about how I have horrors await when I clean the potties at work.
Many times, the poo looks to have been sprayed upon the seat n such.
But I have never seen the nastiness I saw last night.
I know it was a customer, because every female employee was in the kitchen last night. Meaning me + New Girl.
So, here is the crime scene, according to my (unfortunate) expertise at figuring out what occcured. This is what first I saw:
I walk into the small stall in the women's room, to find poo on the toilet. But no... not just there, its under the rim, under the seat, and on/under the lid. Also on the wall, where it fell onto the floor. What the.. poopie finger, wait... HAND marks everywhere?!
This is what appears to have happened;
Some female appears to have pulled up the seat to sit on the rim of the toilet in anticipation of the deed to be done. And shat like crazy, in an explosive manner.
Then, the seat must have fallen from the force as she got up to wipe herself (and dump that TP in the "lady item" box), and so she took her now-dirty hands and pushed the seat up. I can tell, because of the indentions on the rim poo, and the hand marks on the lid.
She must have aimed it perfectly in a very forceful shot, as there was a divit in the little area where the seat and lid are screwed onto the rim of the toilet.
The shot in such a small area propelled the doodie onto the stall walls, causing the divit, and thus fell on to the floor over time.
The female then departed the scene, leaving excrement hand marks on the door, the lock of the stall door, the sink, the paper towel dispenser, and the door leading out.
Somehow, the trail ended there. I can only surmise she wiped it on her clothing or a traveling towel.
I emptied a CDC-10 on that one mess. The little "lady item" box was full and half fell on the floor, along with a streak of it on the stall/floor.
And then pubic hair somehow entered the fray, as it was draped over the floor messes of disgust.
And funny enough, the men's room was immaculate.
Many times, the poo looks to have been sprayed upon the seat n such.
But I have never seen the nastiness I saw last night.
I know it was a customer, because every female employee was in the kitchen last night. Meaning me + New Girl.
So, here is the crime scene, according to my (unfortunate) expertise at figuring out what occcured. This is what first I saw:
I walk into the small stall in the women's room, to find poo on the toilet. But no... not just there, its under the rim, under the seat, and on/under the lid. Also on the wall, where it fell onto the floor. What the.. poopie finger, wait... HAND marks everywhere?!
This is what appears to have happened;
Some female appears to have pulled up the seat to sit on the rim of the toilet in anticipation of the deed to be done. And shat like crazy, in an explosive manner.
Then, the seat must have fallen from the force as she got up to wipe herself (and dump that TP in the "lady item" box), and so she took her now-dirty hands and pushed the seat up. I can tell, because of the indentions on the rim poo, and the hand marks on the lid.
She must have aimed it perfectly in a very forceful shot, as there was a divit in the little area where the seat and lid are screwed onto the rim of the toilet.
The shot in such a small area propelled the doodie onto the stall walls, causing the divit, and thus fell on to the floor over time.
The female then departed the scene, leaving excrement hand marks on the door, the lock of the stall door, the sink, the paper towel dispenser, and the door leading out.
Somehow, the trail ended there. I can only surmise she wiped it on her clothing or a traveling towel.
I emptied a CDC-10 on that one mess. The little "lady item" box was full and half fell on the floor, along with a streak of it on the stall/floor.
And then pubic hair somehow entered the fray, as it was draped over the floor messes of disgust.
And funny enough, the men's room was immaculate.
Sorry 
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