IS THIS THE MEAT?!

[Becks]

Yes, but he conveniently keeps forgetting to leave the address so we can actually organize such rescue missions.

I know. He's mean like that. I guess he doesn't want to be saved. But have balloon, will travel.

[Imogene]

It's a good thing the picture of the purse tells me it's black, otherwise, I wouldn't know what to call it, and might end up attempting to buy it in red...

[TequilaSunrise]

Is there room for one more on The Gravekeeper Fangirl wagon?

[Imogene]

"IS THIS THE PLACE MEAT?!?!?"

Mind, meet my friend, Gutter.
No, sir, the number you would be looking for would be 1-900-MAN-LOVE.

[Enjis]

I recognise the logo on the purse. It's from a company whose line we carry at my store...Rocawear. It's 'urban streetwear', and bling for men and women is pretty common.
Not cheap stuff either.....
Gets stolen from my department a LOT.

[Retail Associate]

Me: "Good morning, <company name>"
SC: "IS THIS THE PLACE MEAT?!?!?"
Me: "!?…I'm sorry?!"
SC: "MEAT!&$"
Me: "…excuse me?"
SC: "IS THIS THE MEAT?!! COW?!!"
Me: "..um…no…"<

"Mooooooooooo!"

I've seen sooo many purses that are uglier then that.. my poor eyes!

My store sells sooo many purses that are uglier than that! Tells ya what kind of people we get in our store on a daily basis.

.

[Gravekeeper]

On a side note that purse sells for $100.

I don't know *how*, but it does.

[Bagga]

That purse is actually produced by the OLPC (Old Lady Protection Cadre).

1) It is so ugly that few people would want to steal it.

2) It is so jagged that it would put any pickpocket on sick leave for a month.

3) Put a brick in it, and if anyone tries to snatch it, just swing it at his/her face. It will dissuade them from the theft, and will make them easily identifiable at a police line-up.

4) If you ever get kidnapped, you can snap of the shiny bits and make a trail that will lead the police to the hideout. They will know you are the victim, because only 20 people have ever bought this bag, and the other 19 live in Nunavut.

[Shengirl]

Oh my god. It's like Wendy's + Powerthirst.

YOU'LL BE WOLFING DOWN BURGERS SO FAST EVEN HAMBURGLER WILL BE LIKE "slooooow dooown." BUT YOU'LL BE LIKE "**** YOU!" AND KICK HIM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR PORTERHOUSE LEGS!!

BEEF!! IT'LL MAKE YOU *RRRAAAGH!*SPORTS*RRRAAAGH!*

Now with REAL LIGHTENING!

That was wonderful. <3 Powerthirst.

BEEF! SCIENCE! BEEF! SCIENCE!

These hamburgers now come in GUN!

[TwoScoopsSciath]

I recognise the logo on the purse. It's from a company whose line we carry at my store...Rocawear. It's 'urban streetwear', and bling for men and women is pretty common.
Not cheap stuff either.....
Gets stolen from my department a LOT.

I actually have a pair of sandals by them. Bless my mother's heart, she thought the R was for Reebok. But they're actually really pretty. That purse is so glammed up, it ceases to be glam, and starts being kinda plain.

[Chazzie]

867

SC: "Ok, for my FIRST product order-"

Wait, are you going to do a magic trick? Oh licorice goody snaps! Maybe you can make my faith in humanity reappear.

( Yes he referred to his next choice as "For my SECOND product order-" too. )

For his THIRD product order, it is none other than the YETIBAG!
-crowd shrieks in terror-

867

Me: "Ok, that comes to xxx and should take about 2 weeks to arrive."
SC: "Great, thank you."
( Sweet! Manners! )
Me: "You're welcome."
SC: "I'll call back later."
( ...er.... )
Me: "ok?"

They caught the scent of awesome.

!?!?!

Me: "Good morning, <company name>"
SC: "IS THIS THE PLACE MEAT?!?!?"
Me: "!?…I'm sorry?!"
SC: "MEAT!&$"
Me: "…excuse me?"
SC: "IS THIS THE MEAT?!! COW?!!"
Me: "..um…no…"

Well, keep in mind, he wouldn't be the first person to worship cows.

[Chazzie]

That was wonderful. <3 Powerthirst.

BEEF! SCIENCE! BEEF! SCIENCE!

These hamburgers now come in GUN!

FEED YOUR BABIES HAMBURGERS!
THEY'LL RUN LIKE COWS!
PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT THEM AND THINK THEY'RE A COW!
THEY'LL RACE AGAINST ACTUAL COWS!
THEN THEY'LL TIE AND BE DEPORTED BACK TO MCDONALLLLLLD'S.

[Nutjob R/T]

I recognise the logo on the purse. It's from a company whose line we carry at my store...Rocawear. It's 'urban streetwear', and bling for men and women is pretty common.
Not cheap stuff either.....
Gets stolen from my department a LOT.

...

Good lord, WHY?

[Gravekeeper]

...

Good lord, WHY?

I'm assuming the demographic that would actually WEAR that crap coincidences well with the demographic that would shoplift. =p

and yeah, its Rocawear. Apparently we just started carrying they're hideous, hideous purses ( We have more then one now, god they're ugly. ). But its web only stuff. Not in the catalogue. Thank god.

We also just got purses from "Baby Phat' and sweet jesus....



$150. Oh and the interior is hot pink satin

[Sliceanddice]

omg its ugly... but i want it... does it come with silver details?