If you're going to be an arse, don't jump in the company truck after.

[SuperB]

I don't know about anyone else but it pisses me off to have people urinate on my building. Thousands upon thousands of trees in the forest and people think it's ok to pee on the building. This tends to happen when the septic is backed up with ground water and a weekend of flushers but even then how difficult is it to go further down the road where there are no business or cabins around? I can't let my kids play in the snow while they're here at work with me because of idiots like this.

Anyway, yesterday this guy parks out front as far away from the store as he can, walks past the front and around the side where there is another entrance as well as the patio area and proceeds to piss on the building right next to the patio and under the upstairs windows of the apartment.

I was pissed. (pardon the pun) So I walked out there, mid stream, and asked if he needed help. Did he realize he was on private property? Did he realize this was illegal? That people eat at this patio? That he's on camera? How would he like to see his trashy behavior on YouTube.com? And as a parting shot, cold out? Nahh, not really is it. And informed him to get the hell off of my property.

His attitude indicated to me that he was an arrogant son of a bitch who didn't give a rip. So I googled what was on the side of the truck he was driving and found the only company close enough to have a tech in this area.
So to show him that I knew where he worked, I called the company and requested information on who to contact about a complaint against one of their techs. The manager even confirmed the type of truck and said, "Yes, we have Chris in that area".

Let him sweat about whether I inform his employer or not. Had my kids been in the apartment upstairs I'd have been tempted to threaten him with the Sheriff for exposing himself.

I swear I need to find a job that doesn't include customers.

[bigjimaz]

When I was in high school my family used to live in a house right next to a big tavern. We had 10 foot high hedges along the front and side except for a gate at the end of the sidewalk leading up to the front porch. I remember my parents chasing off uncountable individuals, couples, groups, etc., for doing everything from whizzing in the hedges to grabbing a drunken quickie. Sunday mornings were spent cleaning up used condoms from the yard, hosing emesis out into the street and generally picking up after these drunks. About a year or so after we moved there, my dad bought a wonderful new contraption. A spotlight with a motion sensor. That still didn't stop the suck, but it did help dad aim the BB gun in the right direction.

[SuperB]

About a year or so after we moved there, my dad bought a wonderful new contraption. A spotlight with a motion sensor. That still didn't stop the suck, but it did help dad aim the BB gun in the right direction.

Heh, around the back of the building is the front door to the apartment. We now have a fence but before that people would inch their way through the dark to the corner, right at the bottom of the steps (gross!). So much fun to hit the lights at just the right moment. One girl had just squated and I scared her so bad I guarantee she peed herself (as she was pulling up and running) (sweet revenge)

[bainsidhe]

Once, and only once, have I told a customer to f**k off. When I worked fast food in the older days, only the drive through would be open after 11pm. Since we were open all night, drunks and late-night munchers would suddenly feel the call of nature while waiting in line. We would many a time get an urgent plea to open our lobby so they could use our restrooms. Me thinks not. Not only is it a safety issue, but I'm not about to let some drunks smear up/foul up the bathrooms I just finished scrubbing.

Anyhoo, it was not at all uncommon for people to duck behind the trash dumpster and releave themselves. We would yell at them, threaten with police, etc, but it's kind of hard to prevent.

One particular graveyard, three guys jumped out of their buddy's car and proceeded to releave themselves against the far wall of the lot which is only a short distance away. In plain view. Standing right in front of my car. Mmkay, I would have only been grumpy if you didn't do it there, but that's MY car and now I'm ticked.

Car finally reaches the window and I explain that we are refusing them service and told them why. Yelling ensued, with the driver angry because it wasn't him, the others angry because we "Can't refuse them service" and because "no other place is open at 2am you F**king B**ch" and yada yada yada. I continued to firmly tell them over and over they could go to restaurant X or restaurant Y, because we were refusing them service. Period. Meanwhile, the drivethrough line got longer.

Finally, after being told f**k you b***ch for something like the 20th time, I yelled "Well, f**k you too and have a good night!! I slammed shut the window, locked it and stormed off while calling over my shoulder that if they didn't leave within the next minute, tell me 'cause I'm calling the cops. Fortunately the twerps drove away immediately.

Poor J, he stood there with expression. At that point in my CS days, few people ever heard me swear at work and I NEVER cussed out a customer.

[Zoe1975]

At my service station some Jerk IN a business SUIT all slicked out! put his PUMP on CAPPED(placed the cap under the nozzle)...which is stated NOT to! and proceeded to the BACK near the trash! i know he has NO business there! Mind you we have a sign! "PUBLIC RESTROOMS: not that small either! well i turn on camera 2 and there he was PEEING on my BUILDING! The lot was full SO get on the speaker and SCREAM as loud as i could
YOUR ARE SO GROSS PEEING ON MY BUILDING WHEN HE HAVE A PUBLIC RESTROOM THIS WAS HIM RUNNING IN~~~~~>
He started Throwing his Insults of my pay he thinks i earned and the Blah blah blah!

So anyway's! as I corrected he was Dead wrong What i make!
have a nice day i SAY!
ppl in the store was laughing and agreeing with me!
He runs out to his car!

....so little does he know I shut the pump off! "NOCAPPING OFF"

He comes back after realizing his tank isnt full by the price it was locked at!
LOL....he looks at me gives me the finger and COMES BACK in!
LOL...OMG now i got him by the balls!( not really)

Pee man: YOU shut it off? WTF???
Me: YUP no capping and NO PEEING ON MY BUILDING
Pee man: Not your building Bitch
Me: you can leave now!
PEEMAN: I want more gas turn it on.....NOW
me:NOPE make me! with my low pay as you claim why should I?, OH i see if it wasn't for ppl like me working here... YOU wouldn't Have gas for your gas Guzzler!
( i was raising my voice for ppl to hear...... Small store)
Pee man: you only Wish YOU had one of my Gas Guzzlers
Me: NOPE i don't im happy with my own Cadillac Convertible
Pee man- listen bitch i have no time for tales and no time for you! turn it on or i go else ware and report you
ME: im not telling tale YOU PEED near it WERE it said Employee parking! remember?
also SO go right a head and report me and i will show the POLICE what you did as YOU were film..far as i remember that a FINe!!!
Pee-man: F***YOU....( leaves BYBY)

[smileyeagle1021]

Zoe, could you tell me (and anyone else on the board who may not know), why on earth would someone put there cap under the nozzle... is this some new way to scam or something that i've not yet heard of?

[Geek King]

Zoe, could you tell me (and anyone else on the board who may not know), why on earth would someone put there cap under the nozzle... is this some new way to scam or something that i've not yet heard of?

No scam, just a way to keep the pump pumping without holding the handle in yourself by shoving the gas cap in between the handle and 'trigger guard'. Most places frown on this as customers have a bad habit of not returning in time, causing spillages when their tank overflows, which have to be cleaned up before it gets set alight.

[XCashier]

I don't know about anyone else but it pisses me off to have people urinate on my building.

Wouldn't it be cool to rig up some sort of watering system that gets triggered by warm fluid hitting the wall? Jerk starts to do his business, then gets doused by the system. Yeah, buddy, you pee on the building, now the building's peeing on you!

PS: nice pun, SuperB!

[chops]

Wouldn't it be cool to rig up some sort of watering system that gets triggered by warm fluid hitting the wall? Jerk starts to do his business, then gets doused by the system. Yeah, buddy, you pee on the building, now the building's peeing on you!

In Soviet Russia, building pees on YOU !!

*runs away from angry mob*

[SuperB]

Lol, I have threatened someone with a water hose.

[smileyeagle1021]

No scam, just a way to keep the pump pumping without holding the handle in yourself by shoving the gas cap in between the handle and 'trigger guard'. Most places frown on this as customers have a bad habit of not returning in time, causing spillages when their tank overflows, which have to be cleaned up before it gets set alight.

why not just use one of those auto-shutoff type things that all the nozzles I've seen use?

[CorDarei]

No scam, just a way to keep the pump pumping without holding the handle in yourself by shoving the gas cap in between the handle and 'trigger guard'. Most places frown on this as customers have a bad habit of not returning in time, causing spillages when their tank overflows, which have to be cleaned up before it gets set alight.

that's interesting... i don't think i've seen a gas station here that doesn't have a mechanism that lets you pump hands free (of course, they all have shut off mechanisms) I enjoy being able to wash my windows while the gas is pumping.

[CorDarei]

why not just use one of those auto-shutoff type things that all the nozzles I've seen use?

i know that in differing countries, they don't have those auto-shutoff mechanisms in the pump handle.

[Geek King]

i know that in differing countries, they don't have those auto-shutoff mechanisms in the pump handle.

There are also older pumps in use here in the US that don't have the shut off tech built in. It all depends on when the pumps went in.

[OhHerro]

my dad used to do the gas cap in the nozzle trick until nozzle fell out of his truck and sprayed him in the face.