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  • #1

    Oh GOD.....

    Okay, to set the mood:
    It's a rush. A big rush. In the end, we learn it was a $950 hour. Some resturaunts in the city are lucky to see $950 a day. I'm talking, cars are double-parked in front of the dumpsters busy.

    Drive-through chirps. "Welcome to Fazoli's, how can I help you?"

    "Welll... to start, I have two coupons for free kids meals" lol no, you have two coupons for 99¢ kids meals. strike one.

    She hems and haws, and eventually places her order. This is it, to the best of my memory:
    3 Kids Spaghettis with Meat Sauce
    1 Kids Fettucini Alfredo
    2 Chicken Broccoli Penne Bakes
    2 Ultimate Samplers
    1 Rigatoni Romano
    1 Regular Fettucini Alfredo with Shrimp
    2 Dozen Breadsticks
    6 Turtle Cheesecakes

    In the middle of a rush, she orders 4 Kids Meals and 6 Adult Entree's. And she knew full well that she was already getting 16 breadsticks with her order. She still wanted 24 more. AFTER her coupons, it was $45.66. Strike 2.

    She pulls around, and I'm not trying to be mean, but there's two classes of overweight people I've noticed: Those who are just naturally heavy, and those who just eat too damn much. She was the latter. Seat all the way back, steering wheel tilted all the way up, and it was still digging a good 6" into her belly.

    In the middle of this huge rush when everyone, including the regional manager, is getting fucked.... she pays with a $100.

    I have to park her, obviously. Her order is taking so long, we end up parking 5 cars. We only have space to park 2 cars. Remember all the double-parked cars by the dumpsters? Yeah, they can't leave now, because the drive-through line is so backed up, both exits are blocked.

    People in parked cars were obviously getting agitated, and were looking at me like I was ruining their nights. When I gave this woman her food (it took two trips... 7 bags total), they all stopped looking at me and looked at her.

    One guy rolled down his window and yelled out... bless his heart... "Goddamn you fucking bitch, save some food for the rest of us!". I couldn't have said it any better myself.

    I gave him a free cheesecake.
    Last edited by ahanix1989; 11-17-2007, 06:31 AM. Reason: eating my desert, i remembered she also bought cheesecakes. six of them.
    I've been here for two years, work harder than most others, and I'm getting paid $1.80 an hour
    less than the 17 year old slacker you hired two months ago. Maybe that's why I'm not chipper at work.
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  • #2
    Though I can't entirely agree with you on being able to judge who's overweight for what reasons, her order certainly lends some credibility to your assessment.

    As for the free cheesecake, HUZZAH! I'd have done the same.
    "I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!" -The Sniper

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    • #3
      Well, I'm not saying you can always tells... but sometimes you can just sorta.. tell it's just how they are, and some you can tell they just love to eat. she was OBVIOUSLY just someone who ate a lot of high-calorie foods. she had candy bar wrappers on the passenger seat, etc...
      I've been here for two years, work harder than most others, and I'm getting paid $1.80 an hour
      less than the 17 year old slacker you hired two months ago. Maybe that's why I'm not chipper at work.

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      • #4
        What I want to know is, why do these people with huge orders insist on using the drive-thru? Why can't they go inside?

        Yeah, it may back up the dining room but at least you won't have people outside parked in.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Because they're too goddamn lazy, plain and simple. Go inside, you say? You actually expect them to get out of their precious cars and WALK? Silly you.
          "Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely, positively, permanently punished! You will live on a diet of saltines and tang, and you'll never leave this room again....Devil child! Devil child!"

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          • #6
            Why did she think that her two coupons (saves $1.50 each) would make any damn difference?

            Remember, she paid with a $100 during a large rush. She's obviously inconsiderate and only thinks of herself.
            I've been here for two years, work harder than most others, and I'm getting paid $1.80 an hour
            less than the 17 year old slacker you hired two months ago. Maybe that's why I'm not chipper at work.

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            • #7
              Quoth ahanix1989 View Post
              Remember, she paid with a $100 during a large rush. She's obviously inconsiderate and only thinks of herself.
              With such a big order, Personally i don't have a problem with the $100 bill, but.. if I had an order that Big, I would've gone inside of the store myself
              Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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              • #8
                Seriously you gotta tell me where your Fazolis is....I go there to the local one with my bf quite often. Once in a while, if we've just been grocery shopping and just want to go home and eat, we'll go through drive thru...but if it's a leisurely night out, we'll go in and eat.

                I swear I'm a nice lady
                You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                • #9
                  Quoth ahanix1989 View Post
                  Okay, to set the mood:
                  It's a rush. A big rush. In the end, we learn it was a $950 hour. Some resturaunts in the city are lucky to see $950 a day.

                  One guy rolled down his window and yelled out... bless his heart... "Goddamn you fucking bitch, save some food for the rest of us!". I couldn't have said it any better myself.

                  I gave him a free cheesecake.
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^LMAO^^^^^


                  the drive through SHOULD a a limit SOME place NOT all here have a limit BUT ppl STILL dont LISTEN as I notice! i of course limit it!


                  LOL i cnt stand it when i HEAR the customer Order ( when the window of my car is down and they ARE screaming ) Stuff THAT isnt on the menue! like can you read?

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                  • #10
                    If its a busy day I always go inside to order. More than once I've had my food and be leaving before the car that would have been in front of me reaches the order mic.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth CreepyCarrie View Post
                      Because they're too goddamn lazy, plain and simple. Go inside, you say? You actually expect them to get out of their precious cars and WALK? Silly you.
                      Oh, right. How silly of me.

                      I'll go flagellate myself with a
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Quoth ahanix1989 View Post
                        She pulls around, and I'm not trying to be mean, but there's two classes of overweight people I've noticed: Those who are just naturally heavy, and those who just eat too damn much. She was the latter. Seat all the way back, steering wheel tilted all the way up, and it was still digging a good 6" into her belly.
                        Your description reminded me of this guy: http://www.comedycentral.com/comedia...iglesias.jhtml

                        He's got a bit about the "4 Levels of Fat." I forget what the first two were, but level 3 is "fluffy", like he is, and level 4 is "D-A-M-N!"
                        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                        • #13
                          I * love* Gabriel Iglesias, he's gotta be my favorite stand-up comedian.

                          Although, I thought there were 5 levels of fat . . .

                          Big ... Healthy ... Husky ... Fluffy and DAMN!

                          (Gabe is only at the Fluffy stage!!)

                          Another thing my friends boyfriend (now husband) pointed out at one time as well . . . there's two different kinds of fat . . . sloppy fat and firm fat. Never trust the sloppy fat people.
                          This area is left blank for a reason.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                            Another thing my friends boyfriend (now husband) pointed out at one time as well . . . there's two different kinds of fat . . . sloppy fat and firm fat. Never trust the sloppy fat people.
                            At the same time, never trust a skinny cook.

                            And thanks for mentioning Gabriel Iglesias - I just spent an agreeable 15 minutes giggling loudly enough to wake my roommate.
                            "If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing?" - Gerard Way

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                            • #15
                              Mmm, Gabriel... I just went and got his Hot & Fluffy special. <.<

                              The bit with the CHiP at the end is one of my favorite bits.
                              Ma'am, I could care less about the time your precious Fifi found a baby squirrel and raised it as her own, I just want to know if you've ever been told you had diabeetus.

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