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  • My son is dying, can I have free food?

    Had a guy come in, and was just acting... suspecious I guess. Kinda wierd.

    He asked me what time the bus comes. I told him not for another three hours or so. He then told me that he just got a call, and his son is at the hospital after getting jumped and beaten. . I feel bad. Nothing I can do, I offer to call him a cab. He says he doesn't have enough money. I feel bad. (I too have no money).

    Then he starts saying is there anything I'm going to throw out that he can have to eat. I shake my head no. Its all on inventory. i can NOT give out free stuff. I do say that the donut shop next door does offer free donuts that they're going to throw out. No, he doesn't want that. He wants to know if he can get a discount on something that's ABOUT to expire. Again, no. Most stuff that is about to be expired goes back, and even if we DID sell it, it be at full price. He sighs again, but proceeds to look at every hot pocket and burrito, sometimes looking back at me. (Of course I'm watching him with a smile).

    Thankfully he doesn't steal. However he DOES buy a burrito and some chips. He heats it up, and goes outside. Soon customers are telling me that some dude is outside begging for money. I sigh. Go out, and tell him he CANNOT beg for money. He gets indigent. But he says he'll stop. He justs wants to eat his burrito then he'll leave. No big deal.

    Few minutes later a woman came in looking scared. "Theres a guy out there that yelled at me, begging me for a ride cause his mom is at the doctors. Can I stay here til he leaves?".

    I groan. But nod. SHe stood by the door while I went out to talk to the guy. He said he didn't. Then he wants to know if he can have some soda or coffee. NO. FREE. PRODUCTS. HERE. I can hear the cogs turning, he might have gotten the clue! HE LEAVES. YAY! Girl is happy, thanks me and goes off.

    Few minutes later the dude COMES BACK. This time with a smile. Can he have some water? I just want him out of my hair. (Its .39 cents for water, UNLESS you bring your own cup in, then it's free). I throw in .39 cents and say sure.

    He fills it up, and I'm watchiing him while waiting on my customers. He keeps looking back at me while he's fiddling with his cup of water near some candy. But he leaves. I go check on the candy, and sure enough I'm missing some.

    Of course I didn't see HIM take it, and its out of video range. Anyone could have taken it. But he's gone.

    Six am comes around, manager is here getting ready to count the safe when HE COMES BACK! This time with TWO cups. He tries to ask if he can have free soda or coffee with it. Me and manager both go NO. He leaves. I tell her what I saw. Sure enough he;'s outside pan-handling. He comes back in, with manager hot after him. He /bumps/ into a candy rack repeatedly as he tries to get a bag of chips for .50 cents, with a promise to come back later to pay for it. I'm kinda laughing to myself because my manager comes next to him and pulls out the pop-tart he put in his pocket when he bumpped into the rack. He gets mad, and claims he has NO idea how it got into his pocket, it MUST have fell into it when he bumped into the rack. He grabs the chips and runs out.

    Whatever.
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    Okay, someone's got a LOT of time on his hands...
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    • #3
      I hate being in that position where someone is giving me a sob story. 9 times out of 10 they're scamming you but that 1 time they might not be. And it's impossible to tell.
      We have someone up here who's pulled that at the restaurant, ordered and ate and then gives a sob story. Problem is, he has the latest game system that my kids don't even have, complete with all the games as well as other expensive "toys". But, there are kids involved. Parent's who can't prioritize piss me off more than anything.

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      • #4
        Oh no.

        I saw the thread title, and immediately thought of Corporal Klinger from M*A*S*H.

        "Mother dying? Let's see... mother dying last year. Year before: mother and father dying..."
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        • #5
          Quoth Talon View Post
          Oh no.

          I saw the thread title, and immediately thought of Corporal Klinger from M*A*S*H.

          "Mother dying? Let's see... mother dying last year. Year before: mother and father dying..."
          One of Potter's best sarcastic moments too.
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          • #6
            Quoth Plaidman View Post
            One of Potter's best sarcastic moments too.
            Not to split hairs, but Henry Blake was the CO at the time. Nevertheless, one of my favorite M*A*S*H moments!

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            • #7
              This is why I never believe any sob stories I hear. People lie. Plain and simple.

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              • #8
                This is one of the many reasons I grew to hate the bums that hung around the bus station security job I had. I'll leave it at that for now. The initial statement alone was enough to get my blood boiling all over again.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Plaidman View Post
                  He gets indigent.
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                  • #10
                    I don't even listen to sob stories anymore. My eyes tend to glaze over and my mind starts humming this weird tune.

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                    • #11
                      Even if his son was dying, SC ought to be fucking ashamed of himself for trying to profit from it or guilt people into giving him stuff. I find this behavior unforgivable... and I better stop there before I start sermonizing.
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                      • #12
                        The best sob story I ever got was on ebay.

                        My mom had given me a nice leather jacket of hers to sell because she never wore it and it was just taking up space. I took pictures of it, made up the listing and waited for bids.

                        I then got an e-mail from somebody asking me if I would end the listing, sell the jacket to him and arrange overnight shipping because his brother had terminal cancer and "your item" was his dying wish!

                        Yes dear friends, the "brother's" dying wish was my mom's leather jacket.

                        Yeah, I knew this was not a serious bidder. I didn't even respond.
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                        • #13
                          ^
                          Do people even pay attention to the people they're scamming anymore? Could someone seriously be *that* lazy??

                          Like a lot of cities, most of the major concert venues are downtown areas. I hate going to concerts because of the panhandlers. Yes, I'm aware you're homeless/fallen on hard times/whatever. As soon as I smell you or look at you I know you're homeless. If I have anything, I'll give it. However, I hate hate hate it when they give their sob stories. Wasting my time and their time. I don't mean to sound apathetic or harsh, but it's so annoying when you know exactly what they want, and they feel it's necessary to tag on their life story.

                          On another note, I once had a panhandler yell at me because I was going to give her change. I had $2 in quarters I was going to hand over and no cash, and she had the audacity to whine about it. I'm sure it's annoying to carry around change, but if that's your only option what else are you supposed to do?

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                          • #14
                            When I drove to work, I often stopped at one Chevron that had a convenience store. They had scammers. They'd get one for a few days, get enough people pissed off, the cops would run that one off, then they'd get a new one.

                            A couple of them would do the sob story: car broken down, kid sick, needed to get to hospital, etc., etc., etc. One guy I gave a couple of bucks to to get rid of him (I usually don't, but it was late and dark). A week later he comes up to me again with the same story. I told him, "Look, you gave me that story a week ago. Get lost." He did.

                            There was one lady for a while that would offer to wash your windows. Annoying, but she actually would wash your windows while you were in the store, she did a good job, and I'd give her a couple of dollars.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Listerfiend View Post
                              ^
                              Do people even pay attention to the people they're scamming anymore? Could someone seriously be *that* lazy??

                              Like a lot of cities, most of the major concert venues are downtown areas. I hate going to concerts because of the panhandlers. Yes, I'm aware you're homeless/fallen on hard times/whatever. As soon as I smell you or look at you I know you're homeless. If I have anything, I'll give it. However, I hate hate hate it when they give their sob stories. Wasting my time and their time. I don't mean to sound apathetic or harsh, but it's so annoying when you know exactly what they want, and they feel it's necessary to tag on their life story.

                              On another note, I once had a panhandler yell at me because I was going to give her change. I had $2 in quarters I was going to hand over and no cash, and she had the audacity to whine about it. I'm sure it's annoying to carry around change, but if that's your only option what else are you supposed to do?
                              Heh. Actually, if I'm not in a rush, I usually appreciate at least a little story--I regard it as street theater, and then my pocket-change is simply the purchase price of the ticket.

                              We had this one guy, I swear he begged in iambic pentameter. I actually gave him a fin.

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