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Since when do Femine Hygine Products could talk?
Preface, got one of the other inmates on Cubeblock D before, wants to know about his laptop. We don't handle them, but will look up BASIC status as a courtesy. Laptop still being worked on,
he does not like the answer. Hang up, gets me....
DB> Strawberry Scented Feminie Hygine Product with Lip.
Me> You Aged, weary, cynaical and otherwise Normal Tech Support Goddess.
DB> I want a manager (good start)
Me> I will see if one is available (it's 6:45am, I am highest level person here and normally an acting manager, but I can take my own escalation calls)
DB> No, you will get me a manager now!
Me> I will see if one is available and if they are, they will speak with you.
DB> No, you are not listening to me, you can peform mircles and get me a manager now! *slowly I start to grind my teeth*
~*~drags my ass up to look for something I know is not there and alas, do not find one*
Me> Thank you for holding, I am sorry, but there is not a manager available right.....
DB> YOU ARE LYING TO ME, GET ME A MANAGER NOW! I KNOW YOU CAN GET ME A MANAGER
Me> I am sorry sir, but I cannot get you what is not here.
DB> YES YOU CAN!!!
Me>(I am annoyed and starting to lose what little patience I can fake)I'm sorry I cannot make a manager appear out of thin air for you sir...
DB>LIAR!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN AND WILL GET ME A MANAGER RIGHT NOW!!!
Me> I am sorry sir, I do not have that kind of power, one will be in about a half hour if you would like to call back.
~*~I still don't know what the problem is, but this goes on for about 3 more minutes.
DB> YOU GET ME A MANAGER. I WANT MY LAPTOP BACK NOOOOOWWWW!!!! *yes, there was toddler whine on that one*
Me> Again sir, I cannot make a Manager magically appear for you, and if this is about a laptop you have to contact the store, since no one here, even a manger can help with that.
DB>YES THEY CAN AND YOU CAN GET ME A MANAGER NOW!!! I CAN'T CALL THE STORE THAT IS WHY I AM CALLING YOU!!!
Me> Like I have said before sir there is not one available, you can call back in about a half hour or you can call the store when they are open.
DB> I JUST TOLD YOU, I CAN'T CALL THE STORE!!! I HAVE A JOB, I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT I HAVE A JOB AND CAN'T CALL BACK!!! *and just what do you think I
am doing right now?* WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ME?
Me>(ask a stupid question....)I would wait till there is a manager available or make time in my shedule to call the store when they are open.
DB> LIAR, YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME. YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION!!! GET ME A MANAGER
Me> You asked for my OPINION and I am answering you. I cannot get you a manager, there is not one here right now....
I will save you the repeativeness of this, but all he proceeded to do was call me a liar, tell me I was a liar, claim I was lying and ask me to pull a manager out of thin air. I finally had the joy of
releasing the call after about 10 mintutes. The better part is, the morning manager got in late, not till after 7:45am, but really has this Talking Feminie Hygine Product never heard of a lunch
break or gods forbid call in AFTER he gets off of work. Most of our stores are open till 10pm right now, so if you can't find 10 minutes in your day to call in about, just wait for the damn thing to
get back in.
he does not like the answer. Hang up, gets me....
DB> Strawberry Scented Feminie Hygine Product with Lip.
Me> You Aged, weary, cynaical and otherwise Normal Tech Support Goddess.
DB> I want a manager (good start)
Me> I will see if one is available (it's 6:45am, I am highest level person here and normally an acting manager, but I can take my own escalation calls)
DB> No, you will get me a manager now!
Me> I will see if one is available and if they are, they will speak with you.
DB> No, you are not listening to me, you can peform mircles and get me a manager now! *slowly I start to grind my teeth*
~*~drags my ass up to look for something I know is not there and alas, do not find one*
Me> Thank you for holding, I am sorry, but there is not a manager available right.....
DB> YOU ARE LYING TO ME, GET ME A MANAGER NOW! I KNOW YOU CAN GET ME A MANAGER
Me> I am sorry sir, but I cannot get you what is not here.
DB> YES YOU CAN!!!
Me>(I am annoyed and starting to lose what little patience I can fake)I'm sorry I cannot make a manager appear out of thin air for you sir...
DB>LIAR!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN AND WILL GET ME A MANAGER RIGHT NOW!!!
Me> I am sorry sir, I do not have that kind of power, one will be in about a half hour if you would like to call back.
~*~I still don't know what the problem is, but this goes on for about 3 more minutes.
DB> YOU GET ME A MANAGER. I WANT MY LAPTOP BACK NOOOOOWWWW!!!! *yes, there was toddler whine on that one*
Me> Again sir, I cannot make a Manager magically appear for you, and if this is about a laptop you have to contact the store, since no one here, even a manger can help with that.
DB>YES THEY CAN AND YOU CAN GET ME A MANAGER NOW!!! I CAN'T CALL THE STORE THAT IS WHY I AM CALLING YOU!!!
Me> Like I have said before sir there is not one available, you can call back in about a half hour or you can call the store when they are open.
DB> I JUST TOLD YOU, I CAN'T CALL THE STORE!!! I HAVE A JOB, I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT I HAVE A JOB AND CAN'T CALL BACK!!! *and just what do you think I
am doing right now?* WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ME?
Me>(ask a stupid question....)I would wait till there is a manager available or make time in my shedule to call the store when they are open.
DB> LIAR, YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME. YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION!!! GET ME A MANAGER
Me> You asked for my OPINION and I am answering you. I cannot get you a manager, there is not one here right now....
I will save you the repeativeness of this, but all he proceeded to do was call me a liar, tell me I was a liar, claim I was lying and ask me to pull a manager out of thin air. I finally had the joy of
releasing the call after about 10 mintutes. The better part is, the morning manager got in late, not till after 7:45am, but really has this Talking Feminie Hygine Product never heard of a lunch
break or gods forbid call in AFTER he gets off of work. Most of our stores are open till 10pm right now, so if you can't find 10 minutes in your day to call in about, just wait for the damn thing to
get back in.