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    1st real post! well second actually, im not going to count my lil newbie post.

    so a lil background info. i work at a KFC, and im the shift supervisor. ive got a few quick stories to post!

    this happened when i first started working at KFC. i was alone at my till with a crazy old lady who's hobbies consisted of mixing bleach with vinegar and breathing in deep, as my "trainer."

    anyways, im standing at my till like a good trainee! when this guy and his family comes up to my till, trainer is off sniffing bleach. i take the families order then he starts to put in his order of what he would like.

    M- lil ol me
    SC- stupid guy

    SC- id like a Puotine and a medium drink (for those of you who dont know what Puotine is, its fries, with cheese sprinkled on top, smothered in gravy. heart attack in a cup mmmmm)
    M- oh so a Puotine combo!
    SC- but i dont want a fries!
    im a lil dumbfounded, because a picture of it is right behind me showing and listing what comes in it.
    M- um, but it doesn't come with fries. its just a Puotine and a medium drink, a Puotine combo.
    M-BUT I DON'T WANT THE FRIES!!!

    this goes on for like 2 more turns till finally his wife, who is beat red, leans over and says:
    "sweety, the puotine is the fries. "

    he then proceeds to grumble and hand me his card.

    i suppose i could have been a bit more clear, but honestly there is a picture right behind me! not like my huge 5'5 hight was blocking it.


    Another time while on drive-thru....

    M-Hi, welcome to KFC! my name is Slow-Jo what can i get for you today.
    SC- is your chicken cooked?
    M- ......... er, yes.
    SC- well i dont want it cooked! can you give it to me raw.
    M- ..... no.
    SC- why the hell not?!
    M- im pretty sure the health board would not allow it (duh)

    he then muttered something probably insulting and when screeching through drive thru.



    well im done for now!
    it's said that no sane person could bite another person and draw blood. I've done it before, but then again sanity has always been questionable in our family.

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    To the first story: Eeew

    To the second story: WTF? Eeeeeeeew...
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    • #3
      Second guy must have had a dragon at home to feed
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      • #4
        Mmmmm...heart attack in a cup...I'll take 10!
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        • #5
          Quoth Slow-Jo View Post
          M-Hi, welcome to KFC! my name is Slow-Jo what can i get for you today.
          SC- is your chicken cooked?
          M- ......... er, yes.
          SC- well i dont want it cooked! can you give it to me raw.
          M- ..... no.
          SC- why the hell not?!
          M- im pretty sure the health board would not allow it (duh)
          "But you can get all the raw chicken you want at the local supermarket." Gah! Teh Stoopids are breeding!
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          • #6
            hehe i'm so glad i dont work in the food industry, the worst thing i have to worry about is some little snot nosed kid smashing some chocolate or a teenager trying to walk out with nerds

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