"You owe me a dollar"

[edible_hat]

SC walks up to the counter and says "You owe me a dollar". I ask what for, he just repeats "you owe me a dollar".

After five or six rounds he says "your piece of shit is broken". A couple more rounds and he says it's the vacuum. I gave him a dollar refund, and away he went.

Is it so hard to say "the vacuum is broken, I put a dollar in and it didn't work" or something along those lines? Certainly would have been quicker than eight rounds of "you owe me a dollar".

(Later on a co-worker checked the vacuum, and found that it works fine. He also found a dollar coin wedged in a thin gap between two casing panels.)

[Gawdzillers]

I need to change my pants after that one.

[Slow-Jo]

probably goes home every night to his wife and complains that the TVs broken. which then his wife will smile and say "honey thats the microwave"

[digilight]

probably goes home every night to his wife and complains that the TVs broken. which then his wife will smile and say "honey thats the microwave"

What does she say when he complains that the water fountain in the little room is broken

[Slow-Jo]

What does she say when he complains that the water fountain in the little room is broken

probably to shove his head in there and breath deep.

[gunsage]

SC: "This shower is too small!"
Wife: "That's the sink, dear."

[Sylvia727]

SC: "This shower is too small!"
Wife: "That's the sink, dear." "Try turning the water on really hot, dear."

Fixed it for you Because really, who wouldn't mess with him?

[gunsage]

Actually, even better...

SC: "This shower is too small!"
Wife: "That's not the only thing that's too small."

[Slow-Jo]

honey! the stupid computer wont work! the screen saver wont turn off!

sweetly, thats a fish tank, and your holding a bar of soap.

[gunsage]

SC: "Honey, the toaster won't work!"
Wife: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HAIR DRYER OH MY GOD I WANT A DIVORCE!"

Happy ending.

[earl colby pottinger]

Look on the bright side.

(Later on a co-worker checked the vacuum, and found that it works fine. He also found a dollar coin wedged in a thin gap between two casing panels.)

At least he was honest (stupid but honest) and not trying to scam you.

[edible_hat]

At least he was honest (stupid but honest) and not trying to scam you.

Well there is that. One guy once claimed he'd put $20 in one of the vacuums ($1 buys you enough time to vacuum an average car). The manager had just got done collecting the money from the vacuums and car wash bays. He went back and opened the supposedly faulty vacuum to find no money inside.