Yes, I'm allowed to own pets.

[AkaiKitsune]

A suicidal basilisk is one that likes to look at itself in mirrors in order to get stoned.

Yeah, there's a reason I call my falsie Medusa. She takes particular offense to squirrels. Everytime she hoods up at a squirrel everyone and everything around me freezes.

[Nunavut Pants]

A suicidal basilisk is one that likes to look at itself in mirrors in order to get stoned.

I wish that I could give you meaningless Internet points for this!

[workerbee222]

When the late husband was in Thailand with his Uncle Sam, he kept a gecko in his sleeping quarters. It ate the mosquitos. Having a pet gecko was infinitely preferable to anti-malarial medication.

[Nunavut Pants]

Nah, the anti-malarial medication is fine if you add a little lime.

And some gin.

.... Leave it to the Brits to make a cocktail out of a necessary medication--quinine tonic.

[earl colby pottinger]

A little bit of gin makes the medicine go down,
makes the medicine go down,
makes the medicine go down,
A little bit of gin makes the medicine go down in a most delightful way.

[Ironclad Alibi]

My wife's neighbor was told to have a glass of gin once a day for medical reasons to help her relax. She hated the taste of it. My wife showed her how to make a martini. It went down al lot easier after that.