Holy Crap! (Gross)

[B&NGoddess]

for the second time in less than a week, some lady has shit on our floor. now i know that there was something recently about cutting back on the "bodily functions," but seriously, this shit has gotten ridiculous. she left a trail of poo from the kids department to the bathroom (about 100 feet). like she was gretel or something, leaving dumplings so she could find her way back. then she jacked up the ladies room. i asked if we could ban her from the store next time we see her. i was told probably not. we dont get to ban pee lady, so we might as well round out the bodily functions with the mad shitter. they're like an unholy tag team.

[Boozy]

If you can't ban a woman for shitting on the floor, who can you ban?

This is one of the most insane management decisions I've ever heard.

[BookstoreEscapee]

That is so disgusting. I do not understand how people can do things like that.

[B&NGoddess]

If you can't ban a woman for shitting on the floor, who can you ban?

This is one of the most insane management decisions I've ever heard.

nobody. well, unless youre the teacher that wished AIDS upon one of the managers. then you get banned. but we wont enforce it.

[pyxee]

I hate restrooms! Working in gas stations has made me loath them so! I have had to clean poo, pee, blood, and other bodily fluids so many times. Basically I am trying to say man I really feel for you.

[MrDelirious]

now i know that there was something recently about cutting back on the "bodily functions," but seriously, this shit has gotten ridiculous.

I'm sorry. As you were.

[Saydrah]

Hoo my. Screw the managers, call the cops if you see it again- if cleaning up human waste is not in your job description, you should not have to do it- that shit (literally) can carry a variety of diseases and parasites too gross to describe.

[Kirachan]

cleaning up shit sucks

Reminds me of when i worked for a tube rental place a family came and was having us fill up their tubes with air, the kid shat in his swim trunks and the family noticed and hauled ass out of there before i could do anything. guess who got to clean it up? it was awful thank god it was outside on the pavement so i could hose it down. then 20 min later the family shows up again to pay for the air a buy their stuff. grrrrrr......

[junebug87]

she left a trail of poo from the kids department to the bathroom like she was gretel or something,

Best part of the entire post!

[CanadaGirl]

Aren't there children in your bookstore? And children are known to touch anything that looks interesting to them. I wonder how fast "Shit Lady" would get banned when a pissed off parent asks for the manager because their child is playing with/slipped in shit they found on the floor.

[rerant]

How the hell does someone shit themselves, drag it 100 feet across a likely crowded store, still make their way to the bathroom, leave, and NOT slam their face into a glass window for being such a disgusting social defect?

Everything about this makes me sad for the human race.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Bet if your manager was the one cleaning up after, that woman would get banned in a heartbeat.

[Primer]

All these threads about, well, you know, make me feel lucky for the time I worked in a gas station in the early '80's. The worst I ever had to clean up was plain old hand dirt in the men's room. They'd get it all over, but it was nothing like the stuff y'all describe.

Really the only reason I quit was because of looking down the wrong end of a .38 one night. while the police cruiser was sitting at the traffic light right in front of the front door. and when I started screaming my head off, people poured in from all sides, but the cruiser just sat there, and waited for the light to change before making the right turn around the corner and into the lot from the side.

At least I did not have my Doberman with me that night. I'm still fully convinced that the both of us would have been killed that night if I had.

[chainedbarista]

let's see, fecal matter can contain hepatitis, making it a biological hazard (part of the reasoning we keep a lock on our door now) and they won't ban this nut? i think the health dept. might need to hear about this...

[Hon'ya-chan]

Don't Forget OSHA and a few "Select" Consumer groups.