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  • #1

    I will be in a good mood for the rest of the day.

    Apparently, I am not "anyone".

    This happened half an hour ago, and I've been waiting on this woman to call back and go "Now wait a minute." It has not happened yet. Therefore...

    Phone call!

    Me: "Newsroom."
    Lady: "Hi, is this the *newspaper*?"
    Me: "Yes, ma'am."
    Lady: "Is there anyone there I can speak to?"
    Me: ....... ..... ....................... "No, ma'am, not right now, someone should be in after about 4."
    Lady: "Oh. I'll call back later! Thank you!"
    Me: "All righty!" *hangs up*

    OMG SHE FALZ 4 ITS!!
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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  • #2
    You win like 72 internets
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Wow that is some realistic recording you folks have over there to answer the phone!
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #4
        So you're a computer generated voice now? ooooooooooooh, I want that program!!....LOL.

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