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Dear Crazy Middle-Aged to Old Guy,
Apparently you're a regular, because I saw the MOD, J, look at you and his eye twitched. Also, because of this, apparently you're a bad regular, and wow could I see why after those two hours that I spent with you at our relatively small retail store.
J had to deal with you first. You barraged him with all sorts of strange questions while your idiot children egged you on, asking J things such as, "So if it's 79.99 now, with twenty dollars off would it be 59.99?" Why yes. Yes it would. It also says that on the flyer you're holding, including the part where it does the math for you.
And when J said, "Marty, can you help this man with a few questions?" I just knew I was in for an hour long session of Q and A with Captain Frikkin' Obvious. Thanks for that. Yes, the 20gb Xbox360 hard drive has 20gb of space. Yes, Cabella's Dangerous Hunts is a hunting game. By the way? That thing with the "USED" sticker on it is used, in case you didn't know.
Oh, and thanks also for screaming at our other associate, M, when the used PSP you were buying had an easily cleaned off fingerprint on the screen. I love having to go to the back when we have a line to do something as pointless as wiping the fingerprint off and telling you it's a different system because you weren't satisfied when I wiped it off in front of you. (It was fine after that.)
Sigh.
Best wishes,
Please have a heart attack.
Oh, and for our male customers: My nametag says Marty. Not sweetie, sugar, baby, love, cupcake, muffin, honey, or any other endearing nicknames you can think of. Really, "Marty" is just fine. Especially with that ring I'm wearing.
Apparently you're a regular, because I saw the MOD, J, look at you and his eye twitched. Also, because of this, apparently you're a bad regular, and wow could I see why after those two hours that I spent with you at our relatively small retail store.
J had to deal with you first. You barraged him with all sorts of strange questions while your idiot children egged you on, asking J things such as, "So if it's 79.99 now, with twenty dollars off would it be 59.99?" Why yes. Yes it would. It also says that on the flyer you're holding, including the part where it does the math for you.
And when J said, "Marty, can you help this man with a few questions?" I just knew I was in for an hour long session of Q and A with Captain Frikkin' Obvious. Thanks for that. Yes, the 20gb Xbox360 hard drive has 20gb of space. Yes, Cabella's Dangerous Hunts is a hunting game. By the way? That thing with the "USED" sticker on it is used, in case you didn't know.
Oh, and thanks also for screaming at our other associate, M, when the used PSP you were buying had an easily cleaned off fingerprint on the screen. I love having to go to the back when we have a line to do something as pointless as wiping the fingerprint off and telling you it's a different system because you weren't satisfied when I wiped it off in front of you. (It was fine after that.)
Sigh.
Best wishes,
Please have a heart attack.
Oh, and for our male customers: My nametag says Marty. Not sweetie, sugar, baby, love, cupcake, muffin, honey, or any other endearing nicknames you can think of. Really, "Marty" is just fine. Especially with that ring I'm wearing.
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