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You keep saying you've got a coupon for me
Too bad it's past the expiration date
You keep arguing I should accept it early or late
And now I've got someone else to hate
My boots are made for kicking
Those people with no class
And if you piss me off
My boots will be shoved way up your ass
You keep lying and saying I gave you too little change
But I know you gave me a five, not a ten
Scream all you want in my hearing range
But before you, this scam was used by other men
My boots are made for kicking
Those people with no class
And if you piss me off
My boots will be shoved way up your ass
Your kid keeps playing with my IV line and backpack
You smile since you think he's such an angel
Ha! Don't yell at me when I ask him to stop messing with it
'Cause if it comes out, you'll be paying my hospital bills
Are you ready boots? Start ass kicking!
Too bad it's past the expiration date
You keep arguing I should accept it early or late
And now I've got someone else to hate
My boots are made for kicking
Those people with no class
And if you piss me off
My boots will be shoved way up your ass
You keep lying and saying I gave you too little change
But I know you gave me a five, not a ten
Scream all you want in my hearing range
But before you, this scam was used by other men
My boots are made for kicking
Those people with no class
And if you piss me off
My boots will be shoved way up your ass
Your kid keeps playing with my IV line and backpack
You smile since you think he's such an angel
Ha! Don't yell at me when I ask him to stop messing with it
'Cause if it comes out, you'll be paying my hospital bills
Are you ready boots? Start ass kicking!
People actually mess with your medical equipment?
People actually YELL AT YOU for asking them to stop messing with your medical equipment?
I apologize on behalf of my entire species. I thought I had seen most of human depravity. That this happens to you often enough to need commentary kills a tiny piece of my optimism.
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