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Me: well, me.
SC: illiterate, thick head, idiot. polite, but stupid.
note: pc means piece.
Me: Welcome to KFC my name is slow-jo, what can i get for you?
SC: id like a 15 pc meal,
Me: okay what kind of salads would you like with them?
SC: what kind are there? (BIG board, with pictures of salads, in front of her)
Me: Coleslaw, Macaroni and Potato.
SC: yes.
Me:
so, what kind of salad would you like?
SC: yes i would like salad.
Me: alright but what kind?
SC: what kinds are there?
ME:*oh for the love of god!* (repeats salads.)
SC: Ill have all 3.
Me: im sorry you can only choose 2.
SC: okay ill have (insert salads here)
Me: okay, your total is $ZZ.ZZ at the window please, thank-you.
At Window
SC: hi! you said it was $ZZ.ZZ, but the sign said $YY.YY much.
Me: oh thats just for the 15 pc bucket only. would you just like the bucket?
SC: oh no thats okay! ill take the meal.
Me: alright. your total is $ZZ.ZZ.
SC: but back there it said $YY.YY
Me: im sorry miss, but thats just for the 15 pc only, you wanted the meal.
SC: oh, okay!
Me: right, so its $ZZ.ZZ.
SC: but back there is said $YY.YY.
me:
repeat for 5 mins. im about ready to break out the finger puppets and use only 2 syllable words.
Me: no miss, the 15 pc CHICKEN ONLY is $YY.YY. you ordered the 15 pc MEAL, which is $ZZ.ZZ.
SC: oh, so i was looking at the 15 pc only for $YY.YY. and the meal is $ZZ.ZZ.
Me: yes
SC: oh! okay!
Me: your total is $ZZ.ZZ.
she pays and drives off into the sunset with her meal.
this lady probably has a pop up book with in arms reach on how to put on socks.
SC: illiterate, thick head, idiot. polite, but stupid.
note: pc means piece.
Me: Welcome to KFC my name is slow-jo, what can i get for you?
SC: id like a 15 pc meal,
Me: okay what kind of salads would you like with them?
SC: what kind are there? (BIG board, with pictures of salads, in front of her)
Me: Coleslaw, Macaroni and Potato.
SC: yes.
Me:
so, what kind of salad would you like?SC: yes i would like salad.
Me: alright but what kind?
SC: what kinds are there?
ME:*oh for the love of god!* (repeats salads.)
SC: Ill have all 3.
Me: im sorry you can only choose 2.
SC: okay ill have (insert salads here)
Me: okay, your total is $ZZ.ZZ at the window please, thank-you.
At Window
SC: hi! you said it was $ZZ.ZZ, but the sign said $YY.YY much.
Me: oh thats just for the 15 pc bucket only. would you just like the bucket?
SC: oh no thats okay! ill take the meal.
Me: alright. your total is $ZZ.ZZ.
SC: but back there it said $YY.YY
Me: im sorry miss, but thats just for the 15 pc only, you wanted the meal.
SC: oh, okay!
Me: right, so its $ZZ.ZZ.
SC: but back there is said $YY.YY.
me:
repeat for 5 mins. im about ready to break out the finger puppets and use only 2 syllable words.
Me: no miss, the 15 pc CHICKEN ONLY is $YY.YY. you ordered the 15 pc MEAL, which is $ZZ.ZZ.
SC: oh, so i was looking at the 15 pc only for $YY.YY. and the meal is $ZZ.ZZ.
Me: yes
SC: oh! okay!
Me: your total is $ZZ.ZZ.
she pays and drives off into the sunset with her meal.
this lady probably has a pop up book with in arms reach on how to put on socks.
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