WARNING!! WARNING!! Reading this may cause lose of a few brain cells!!!!

[Tito]

You've been warned....




I got the following phone call today while covering the switchboard for the operator's lunch break:

Me: *company name*
Idiot: Yeah, um, I was, um, wondering if you, um, had flood insurance coverage for *name of some stadium down in Alabama*.
Me: I'm sorry, we don't. You have the wrong company.
Idiot: Oh.... can you tell me who does cover it?
Me: *thinking, 'sure, let me grab my crystal ball & I'll let you know....' * I'm sorry, I'm unable to do that.
Idiot: Okay.... *click*

I apologize for any lost brain cells.

Excuse me while I go weep for humanity....

[KnitShoni]

Ok....ouch. I....ouch. I'm going to stop trying to figure that out, now.