There's a drunk guy that comes in with his idiot buddies at least four times a week just to play our Guitar Hero arcades. Someone had the bright idea of putting in a sports bar three stores down from us, so we have to deal with all the morons coming out and wandering into our store. So...
Tonight, douchebag and his buddies come into the store, look at me and ask, "Do you guys have Rock Band for the 360?"
I look at J, the ASM, because I really don't know as I just got in.
J: asm
Me: yep
DN: douchenozzle of the year
DN: Do you guys have any Rock Band for the 360?
J: -calmly, apologetically- No.
DN: Dude, you're always soooo belligerent when I come in! What's up with that?
Me (thinking)Maybe because you're always soooo intoxicated when you come in!
J: O...Okay..
DN: -beings to walk out-
And right as they exited, it slipped. I just..couldn't help it.
Me: Have a good night, Princess!
...yep, I expect a complaint, because I know damn well he heard it because he paused and almost looked back.
Tonight, douchebag and his buddies come into the store, look at me and ask, "Do you guys have Rock Band for the 360?"
I look at J, the ASM, because I really don't know as I just got in.
J: asm
Me: yep
DN: douchenozzle of the year
DN: Do you guys have any Rock Band for the 360?
J: -calmly, apologetically- No.
DN: Dude, you're always soooo belligerent when I come in! What's up with that?
Me (thinking)Maybe because you're always soooo intoxicated when you come in!
J: O...Okay..
DN: -beings to walk out-
And right as they exited, it slipped. I just..couldn't help it.
Me: Have a good night, Princess!
...yep, I expect a complaint, because I know damn well he heard it because he paused and almost looked back.
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