1.the stop signs are just for decoration, there's no need to stop
2.It's especially fun if you hit them with your car, it's not they're important or anything
3. If someone's coming with carts, don't mind them, just gun it
4. unless, of course, they are too close to do that, then just ignore them til they push their carts out in front of you
5. then gun it
6. It is VERY important that you do not allow enough room for a shopping cart between your car and the next
7. bonus points if there's enough room to get one past every part of your car until your rear fender on one side, and your front fender on the other
8. It's even better if you team up with some friends to completely box in a couple carts
9. the best place for an electric cart is a snowbank, don't let the "do not remove from store" signs bother you
10. if those signs bother you be sure to bitch about it to the courtesy clerks
11.we must also be immediately notified about any cart in the general area of handicapped parking
12. if the lot is a mess, be sure to tell the greeters, they care
13.be sure to spin your tires ice is fun
14. there's nowhere for the pedal to be but "to the metal"
15. it's ultra fun to have trucks with gigantinormous lift kits putting their exhaust in our face
16. if your vehicle is going to fail it's next emissions test, don't turn it off when you go in, that would make you slightly cold for 5 minutes, and we can't have that. asking you to wear a coat would be unbelievably rude
I'm sure I'll add more to this as i'm reminded of them saturday(i have thursday-friday off)
2.It's especially fun if you hit them with your car, it's not they're important or anything
3. If someone's coming with carts, don't mind them, just gun it
4. unless, of course, they are too close to do that, then just ignore them til they push their carts out in front of you
5. then gun it
6. It is VERY important that you do not allow enough room for a shopping cart between your car and the next
7. bonus points if there's enough room to get one past every part of your car until your rear fender on one side, and your front fender on the other
8. It's even better if you team up with some friends to completely box in a couple carts
9. the best place for an electric cart is a snowbank, don't let the "do not remove from store" signs bother you
10. if those signs bother you be sure to bitch about it to the courtesy clerks
11.we must also be immediately notified about any cart in the general area of handicapped parking
12. if the lot is a mess, be sure to tell the greeters, they care
13.be sure to spin your tires ice is fun
14. there's nowhere for the pedal to be but "to the metal"
15. it's ultra fun to have trucks with gigantinormous lift kits putting their exhaust in our face
16. if your vehicle is going to fail it's next emissions test, don't turn it off when you go in, that would make you slightly cold for 5 minutes, and we can't have that. asking you to wear a coat would be unbelievably rude
I'm sure I'll add more to this as i'm reminded of them saturday(i have thursday-friday off)
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