We've got one that keeps calling us about something my uncle (long deceased) owed. It's getting funny really, we've sent them copies of his death certificates about three times and they still don't believe he's dead.
The last time she called, I told her simply that he was dead, to which the woman actually asked "Are you sure?" I couldn't help myself but said softly. "Gee. I hope so. We had him cremated."
The last time she called, I told her simply that he was dead, to which the woman actually asked "Are you sure?" I couldn't help myself but said softly. "Gee. I hope so. We had him cremated."

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