They missed the toilet...I think I'm gonna puke... (GROSS)

[Gabrielle Proctor]

So, yeah...the owner watched a woman open the door to the bathroom and then run out like she was scared of something. So, the owner checked it out...

I had gotten a call about slot car sets and went to go hand the phone off to the owner. I found him in the bathroom, mopping the floor with his foot and some paper towels. He told me, "Someone just took a shit on the floor!" I was all, "Next to the toilet? That makes no sense." And then the smell hit me...oh god...

Apparently, someone had some explosive shit and it went everywhere.

Guess who helped clean it up

[unholypet]

We should find the explosive poo gene in the human make-up, and either breed it out, or get some Eridani technicians to fix it >_<

[Aggravated Associate]

We had a woman have explosive diarrhea in our bathroom once. Trouble was, she was one of those people who fears the germs in public bathrooms, so she SQUATTED over the seat. You can probably see where this is going. Literal crap ALL OVER THE PUBLIC TOILET SEAT. By the time it was discovered, it had been there for a while (assuming that either no one saw it, or they couldn't bear to bring it up to an employee/manager). Let's just say it wasn't exactly easy to clean up. That's still the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in the entirety of my life. Who relieves themself ALL OVER a public restroom and can't be bothered to even ATTEMPT to clean it up? Do they think, "Oh, it's fine, that's what these [poor minimum wage suckers] cashiers are paid for? DISGUSTING.

P.S. - It's people like this that make public bathrooms so unsanitary in the first place.

[pyxee]

Oh, I just LOVE these people, I have had EVERYTHING and I mean it all, blood, pee, poo, semen, vomit, broken drug needles, crack pipes etc. And not just on the toilet and floors, oh no I get artists that paint the friggin walls with their crap.

Good times I tell ya.

[Reyneth]

We should find the explosive poo gene in the human make-up, and either breed it out, or get some Eridani technicians to fix it >_<

I'm sure Kitti Ping, as proper as she is, would be very glad to help.

[mattm04]

We had one "person" who not only decorated the walls, the floor, mirror, but the ceiling tiles and lights. We called in a professional crew for that one.

[unholypet]

I'm sure Kitti Ping, as proper as she is, would be very glad to help.

Oh gosh, /hearts to you XD

[RammsteinGirl]

We had one "person" who not only decorated the walls, the floor, mirror, but the ceiling tiles and lights. We called in a professional crew for that one.

How did they manage to get shit on the ceiling?! Did they bend over and point their ass up at the ceiling or something..?

You know, I've had the runs, but I've never had EXPLOSIVE diarrhea.. what medical conditions/ailments can cause a person to have such bad diarrhea like that? And if I did, I certainly would not leave home! Unless of course, they were caught unawares.

[harper]

Being a custodian, I get to see a lot of "creative" expression by different people. I also get to hear about a lot that I haven't experienced myself. Most of the time I don't have to directly deal with the customers, just their aftermath.

For instance:
Finger painting on the stall walls with their own feces. I believe this was also the stall where the underwear were left behind, a giant pair of extremely "used" boxers.

The "Phantom Pooper" who would leave nice little flag marked "logs" in the aisles of the university library.

Someone who apparently had a beef with the legal department and expressed their displeasure on the door. Pretty ballsy considering that the door was in a public, relatively high traffic hallway.

"Billy Blowout" who sprayed the backside of the toilet bowl on an almost daily basis. We had a pretty good idea of who it was by the granola bars, sardine cans and prune juice bottles in his garbage.

We also had someone who apparently missed the toilet entirely, although everything around the toilet had been coated. I didn't witness this one personally, but the guy who did just couldn't stomach cleaning it up himself and had to have some of the other custodians do it for him.

And there are some international students who are used to a slit toilet instead of a seat toilet. They perch on the seat and squat over the hole because that is how they use the bathrooms back home. These are malicious, just uninformed and unused to our customs.

Here's one I'll bet most of you didn't know. If you microwave the highly processed cookies, they become liquid, or at least semi-liquid. They can then be poured out into nice little puddles which resemble animal vomit and/or feces. They wouldn't be nearly so bad if the oil from the cookies didn't soak into the carpet and stain it.

Finally, under the anonymous category comes the "Spitter". A student who melts chocolate bars, liquefies cookies and pizza and then "spits" them onto various vertical surfaces in one building.

However, under more of a sucky customer stance comes one of our faculty. This person has been opening up locked classrooms and conference rooms for her students to study in. These students tend to stay late into the evening, even after the building closes at 11:00 pm. We aren't allowed to kick them out of the building after it closes and we leave at 1:00 am. The students are often there after 12:00 and some are still there when we leave for the night. Now, the same faculty member who unlocked the doors for these students then complained to our manager that the rooms were not clean the next day. Umm, WTF? Our supervisor understands what happened, but the manager has insisted that students do not remain in the building after 11:00. Unfortunately, the only time he bothered to come by after 11:00 was the Friday before fall break.

[NateTheChops]

I was the janitor for a clothing retailer last year and I had to clean the bathrooms everyday. Sundays were the worse because we dealt with the "church rush". The woman's bathroom was the hardest to clean because whenever I tried to clean it, everyone's bladder and bowels filled up precisely at that moment.

And the things I had to clean...oh, god. Lets just say cleaning up people's shit was a godsend because at least I knew where it had come from. It was the blood that got me worried.

[pyxee]

I was the janitor for a clothing retailer last year and I had to clean the bathrooms everyday. Sundays were the worse because we dealt with the "church rush". The woman's bathroom was the hardest to clean because whenever I tried to clean it, everyone's bladder and bowels filled up precisely at that moment.

And the things I had to clean...oh, god. Lets just say cleaning up people's shit was a godsend because at least I knew where it had come from. It was the blood that got me worried.

Yeah and it is a especially fun to try and figure out just how they would manage to get the blood all over the walls too.

[crazylegs]

I still can't beleive that retail companies still place their employees at risk by making them clean up bodily fluids, there are specislist companies whos sole job it is is to dispose of this clinical waste. Please guys, be very, very, very careful. (gloves, mask, coveralls, plenty of bleach treated sand/absorbant granules).

Stay Safe

[B&NGoddess]

I'm sure Kitti Ping, as proper as she is, would be very glad to help.

hoo boy. now i wanna go reread that whole series.

and dont get me started on poo. we're about due for someone else to shit on our floors. its been over a week now!

[greensinestro]

Gah! That's all I have to say that one.

[pyxee]

I still can't beleive that retail companies still place their employees at risk by making them clean up bodily fluids, there are specislist companies whos sole job it is is to dispose of this clinical waste. Please guys, be very, very, very careful. (gloves, mask, coveralls, plenty of bleach treated sand/absorbant granules).

Stay Safe

I wish, most of the places I have worked would never ever hire some one just to come and clean things up. And as far as protective gear, we have gloves, and bleach( well sometimes there was bleach), Other than that we were SOL.