What the?! Eww!

[Rosakala]

Seeing as how I work in the fitting Room I tend to get a lot of people who will come my way and ask where stuff is. Since I used to work on Plannogram thankfully I know where most evrything is. But yesterday...

Old lady (and I mean old) comes walking up to me and ask if we carry 'these bras'. At the mention of the word 'these' she promtly lifts her sirt up and shows me the bra she is wearing! I swear to God if this lady hadn't been wearing a bra her yabbos would have been hanging below her bellybutton.

It was all I could to stammer out, "umm I don't know, I'll have to call someone from lingere." So she walks over to that department and sure enough about 20 minutes later two of my coworkers come over and tell me she did the same thing to them!

Sadly I've been told she is not the worst, apparently someone else (middle aged lady) came out of the fitting room, pulled her pants down and asked if the underware she was wearing made her look fat.

[Plaidman]

I had a three hundred + mid 40's woman flash me while screaming GIMME ME BEER!!! in a very slurred and drunken voice. I'd have perfer to see a bra on a old lady to that.

[South Texan]

apparently someone else (middle aged lady) came out of the fitting room, pulled her pants down and asked if the underwear she was wearing made her look fat.

No ma'am. It’s your obese belly, flabby thighs and rotund rear end that do it.

[South Texan]

Old lady (and I mean old) comes walking up to me and ask if we carry 'these bras'. At the mention of the word 'these' she promtly lifts her shirt up and shows me the bra she is wearing!

No ma'am. We do not - and from the sagging you just showed me, I don't think you do either.

[Erin]

"No ma'am, we dont carry those, but we do have duct tape in Aisle 3"

[Becks]

Sadly I've been told she is not the worst, apparently someone else (middle aged lady) came out of the fitting room, pulled her pants down and asked if the underware she was wearing made her look fat.

If I recovered from my shock and longing for Brain Bleach®™© in time after such an experience, I'd say something along the lines of "I don't know whether or not to hope that's SUPPOSED to be a thong..." and shudder.

[Spark Dino]

I had a three hundred + mid 40's woman flash me while screaming GIMME ME BEER!!! in a very slurred and drunken voice. I'd have perfer to see a bra on a old lady to that.

So was that Sturgis, or New Orleans?

Either way, sounds like a lot more than you wanted to see.

[One-Fang]

I had a three hundred + mid 40's woman flash me while screaming GIMME ME BEER!!! in a very slurred and drunken voice. I'd have perfer to see a bra on a old lady to that.

When I first read this, I missed the third word. I couldn't see the problem in being flashed more than six hundred boobies, even if they were all over 40. There'd have to be some yummy in there somewhere!

But then I reread. And reached for the brain bleach.

[friendofjimmyk]

I couldn't see the problem in being flashed more than six hundred boobies,

You said "boobies"! Uh, huh, huh, huh, huh Uh, huh, huh, huh, huh

[Dragon_Dreamer]

Bewbies!

But at that point, it's b"ew"bies.

[DistantStar]

Huh. I'm not the only one who has been flashed by a customer! Though in my case she wasn't bad looking, but it's more than a little weird to have somebody open the fitting room door and ask my opinion on the bra she's wearing...that's only happened once, thank Gord.

[ArenaBoy]

At my job, flashing varies. If it's a big party concert, you know you'll get flashed more than once in one night.

[CrazedClerk]

I haven't been flashed per se, but I do see an occasional female customer who comes without a bra on wearing a shirt that makes the previous fact pretty..um..obvious. Whether it's deliberate or not I don't know.