Uhh...that wasn't me!

[customersruinmylife]

Not a very eventful shift, except for this gem.

I am serving on the bar, a customer comes up to the bar and starts yelling and pointing at me.

SC: YOU...YOU THERE!
Me: Yes sir, how can I help?
SC: YOU SHORT CHANGED ME!
Me: That wasn't me sir, I haven't served you before.
SC: IT WAS YOU!
Me: No it wasn't sir, I can promise you. Perhaps it was someone else...
SC: IT WAS YOU! YOU SHORT CHANGED ME!
Me: Can you tell me which register you were served at?
SC: NO!
Me: Do you have a reciept?
SC: NO!
Me: Well, there's really nothing I can do for you, because I can absolutely assure you, I have not served you. I will just have a word with my co-workers...

At this point, a co-worker walked past us. The SC started shouting at him.

SC: YOU...YOU THERE! IT WAS YOU! YOU SHORT CHANGED ME!
CW: Uhhhh...
Me: It wasn't him sir, he has been on the bar floor all evening, he hasn't served anyone.
CW: WELL THEN IT WAS YOU!

A FEMALE co-worker walked past.

SC: OR MAYBE IT WAS HER!
Me: Sir, I really can't help you if you don't know who served you.
SC: GREAT! BUT JUST REMEMBER...YOU OWE ME TWENTY PENCE.
Me:

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Interesting new panhandling method.

Stupid and ineffective, but interesting.

[Captain Kidd]

That's great!

If this person can't remember who served them, how can they even be sure they were short changed? (Or who they are for that matter it seems. )

[Chazzie]

I'd have a hard time not mocking that one. XD

"See that kid outside the window? With the Pikachu plushie? MAYBE IT WAS HERRRR."