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    so here is a look at my fun times taking bookings on the phone last week
    i worked right through from saturday til saturday 6-6 every day (i usually do this coming up to christmas as the place closes down for three weeks holidays and i need the money to tie me over)

    Me: good morning (MY COMPANY), how can i help you?
    SC1: yes i'd like to know what time the ballet starts tonight
    Me: 8 o'clock
    SC1: Yes the ticket says that but what time does the support act finish and the actual ballet performance start?
    Me: its a ballet, there is no support act
    SC1: oh...well what time do the previews finish?

    SC2: i'd like to book 2 tickets to the 2pm matinee of Santa's Christmas Show on Sunday
    Me: That will be $40 altogether
    SC2: and what time does that start?

    and finally - on friday afternoon, at 4.30pm, i thought i would give myself an early finish- seeing as i had been working 6-6days since saturday and still had another shift to go the next day, on top of following my boss around all of her christmas parties every night so that i could stay on top of business and networking while she got drunk. Just as i was reaching for the light switch the phone started ringing so i (and this i can only blame myself for) headed back to the phone to answer it

    SC3: Can i get four tickets to see (BAND NAME) on Monday night please?
    Me: Ok, are any of those concession tickets or are they all adults?
    SC3: Well, two are adults, how much are they?
    Me: $36 each, so $72 altogether
    SC4: And two complementaries?
    Me: Ok so thats the four tickets
    SC4: Yes. how much are complementary tickets
    Me: they're complementary
    SC4: Yes, and how much are they
    Me: They're free
    SC4: ooh thats nice isn't it

    head straight to jail - do not pass go - do not collect $200

    just two more weeks and work will be finished for the year

  • #2
    what time do the previews start....
    "What size can I get you, ma'am?"
    "Red."
    "Okay...I'll check the red for you, but what size do you need?"
    "RED!"
    "..."

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    • #3
      Quoth IHateStupidCustomers View Post
      what time do the previews start....

      Yes and are they before or after the performance?
      Just because a customer expects you to put some effort into your job, that does not make them an SC.

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      • #4
        Quoth girlfriday View Post
        SC2: i'd like to book 2 tickets to the 2pm matinee of Santa's Christmas Show on Sunday
        Me: That will be $40 altogether
        SC2: and what time does that start?
        Well, not necessarily a dumb question, just poorly stated. The person may have been asking what time the actual performance starts. If 2PM is the doors opening time, then there's more time for him/her to get there. If 2PM is when the performance actually starts then he/she needs to get there earlier.

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