Ok, this one is somewhat short. I had a guest call and our conversation was as follows.
me- everyone's favorite reservationist
sc- father how should have a vasectomy
sc- yes I need a room at the Holiday Inn Midtown 57th st.
me- and how many will need to stay in the room?
sc- there will be 2 adults one child.
me- ok, it looks like all i have available to unaccommodated 3 people would be a room with 2 double beds in smoking, will that work for you?
sc- no I need nonsmoking room.
me- if you'd like I can check other properties and see if they have nonsmoking available with 2 beds.
sc- no I need a room at that location
me- I'm sorry, but at that location all I have would be smoking
sc- but i saw on your website that you had rooms with 1 queen available in nonsmoking
me- yes, I do have that available, however fire code limits us to only 2 people in those rooms.
sc- well, what the hell does the fire code consider to be a person?
me-
me- sir, fire code requires that any person with a heartbeat be counted towards occupancy.
sc- well my son has a heart murmer, so he only has half a heart beat, so really he doesn't count as a person.
me-
me- I'm sorry sir, but firecode is very strict on how many people we can have in the room, and the fire department does not care about medical conditions, all people are counted equally.
sc- fine, you aren't any help, i'll just have to go somewhere else
me- thank you for calling, and have a good evening *mute* asshat douchenozzel.
me- everyone's favorite reservationist

sc- father how should have a vasectomy
sc- yes I need a room at the Holiday Inn Midtown 57th st.
me- and how many will need to stay in the room?
sc- there will be 2 adults one child.
me- ok, it looks like all i have available to unaccommodated 3 people would be a room with 2 double beds in smoking, will that work for you?
sc- no I need nonsmoking room.
me- if you'd like I can check other properties and see if they have nonsmoking available with 2 beds.
sc- no I need a room at that location
me- I'm sorry, but at that location all I have would be smoking
sc- but i saw on your website that you had rooms with 1 queen available in nonsmoking
me- yes, I do have that available, however fire code limits us to only 2 people in those rooms.
sc- well, what the hell does the fire code consider to be a person?
me-

me- sir, fire code requires that any person with a heartbeat be counted towards occupancy.
sc- well my son has a heart murmer, so he only has half a heart beat, so really he doesn't count as a person.
me-

me- I'm sorry sir, but firecode is very strict on how many people we can have in the room, and the fire department does not care about medical conditions, all people are counted equally.
sc- fine, you aren't any help, i'll just have to go somewhere else
me- thank you for calling, and have a good evening *mute* asshat douchenozzel.
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